Pony Fails

A crowd of fillies and colts gathered around the center of the schoolyard to witness the most bizarre thing anypony in Ponyville had seen in at least ten minutes.

Somehow, Snips and Snails had gotten their dicks caught in a Chinese finger puzzle.

"Ah...Ah can't look away," Apple Bloom said, eyes wide. "Ah want to, but...Ah jes' can't!"

"Me neither," Sweetie Belle said, peeking through her hooves at the spectacle as the two unicorn colts struggled in vain to separate themselves.

"The more they pull, the gayer it gets," Scootaloo said.

"Yeah..." the others agreed.

The flash of a camera went off repeatedly as the Foal Free Press' photographer took picture after picture.

"Don't take pictures of that!" Cheerilee exclaimed in despair. "Just...NO!"

"Get off me, Snips! I have to pee, eh!"

"No, YOU get off ME, Snails! I gotta pee a lot worse than you!"

"You know, if you both pee at the same time, it might break that thing," Button Mash said from the sideline.

Snips and Snails stopped struggling and stared at him.

Everypony present took a moment to process that mental image.

"EWWWWWW," came the collective response. Whatever fillies weren't busy throwing up started throwing things at Button.

"Where'd they even find a Chinese finger puzzle?" Dinky wondered. "Ponies don't even have fingers..."

"That's what bothers you about all this?" Silver Spoon asked. "Not, 'why did they put their dicks in it'?"

"Well...they ARE idiots," Dinky pointed out.

"...point."