Pony Fails

Flash studied the gooey marshmallow, chocolate, and graham cracker treat in front of him. The marshmallow was just golden brown, the chocolate half-melted.

"Ah!" Pinkie said suddenly, a wicked grin on her face. "I just remembered something good."

"What is it?" Twilight asked.

Pinkie smirked as she looked at Rarity. "Flashie-pants said something funny one time..."

"Really?"

"Uh-huh!" Pinkie giggled. "He said he'd like to see Rarity lying naked on a giant graham cracker, covered in chocolate..."

Twilight choked on her S'mores. Flash's eyes bugged out.

Rarity blinked. "Oh...my..."

"Duuuuude," Rainbow said, erupting into cackles.

Flash half-stood, slapping his palms on the table. "What day, what hour, what minute did I ever say that?" he roared.

Pinkie scratched her cheek, blue eyes wide and innocent. "Hmm, I wonder..."

Twilight stood up. Her eyes glowed with unbridled fury. "PERSONA!" she snarled.

Athena rose from Twilight, surrounded by an angry black haze, and cracked her knuckles.

Death is not a hunter unbeknownst to its prey...