Pony Fails

Flash snickered as Gibson, the school's resident lecherous loser, got slapped by the pretty Neighponese exchange student. "Duuuuude," he said.

Gibson rubbed his face, wincing. "What went wrong?"

Flash's bandmate rolled his eyes. "You shouldn't have tried to flirt with her in Neighponese," he said. "You said her lips are the toilet of the stars."

Gibson frowned. "Well yeah, that's what I meant to say."

Flash and his friends blinked and stared at one another. Flash opened his mouth to say something, stopped, thought about it, then shook his head. "Nope." He slung his guitar over his shoulder and walked away.