Pony Fails

"Is Sonata STILL in the bathroom?" Adagio asked with a frown.

"She's been in there for over an hour," Aria said sourly. "It's like the time she discovered the three-pound burrito special all over again..."

Adagio groaned, rubbing the bridge of her nose. "Ugh. You know what? Forget this." She took a step back, then kicked down the bathroom door.

"Umm...it wasn't locked, Ada—"

Aria trailed off in horror as her brain struggled to comprehend the scene inside the bathroom. Adagio stared, wide-eyed and slack-jawed.

"What...the...fu—"

There were no words to describe the horrific scene inside the bathroom.

Mostly because the human mind isn't meant to process such things.

Neither Adagio nor Aria was entirely sure what they were looking at.

Whatever it was, for some reason it involved Sonata wearing a pirate hat.

And chanting.

"Part of the shit, part of the poo! Part of the shit, part of the poo! Part of the shit, part of the poo!"

Adagio and Aria backed away from the bathroom.

"I think I'm gonna go hide in a bottle of tequila until this blows over," Adagio said.

"Leave room for me!" Aria said.

"Part of the shit, part of the poo! Part of the shit, part of the poo!"