Pony Fails

"Ooookay, where are we NOW, Star?"

Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz looked around at the rolling green pastures, country cottages with thatched roofs, and dozens of candy-colored ponies milling around. Star's eyes began to shine, and she grinned and tucked her fists under her chin. "Heeheehee."

"Wow, is this where Pony Head is from?"

"I don't think so," Star said. "These ponies have...well...bodies."

"Oh yeah."

A pink pony bounced up to them. "Hi! You must be Star Butterfly!"

"That's right!" Star said. "How'd you know?"

"Eh, Pony Head told us about you." The pink pony looked at Marco. "And you're Earth Turd!"

Marco's shoulders sagged. "Yes. Yes I am. I am Earth Turd."

"Well it's great to meet you both! My name is Pinkie Pie, and this is Ponyville!"

"Of course it is," Marco said.

~Twenty minutes later~

"Well it was nice meeting you ponies we've REALLY gotta go we had a lot of fun bye!"

Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie looked around at the complete and utter destruction. What used to be Ponyville was hanging in shredded tatters...the parts of it that weren't on fire, spewing demonic cute fluffy animals, or covered in blood.

"What...what happened?" Twilight asked. "How...how did she...HOW?"

"She sets rainbows on fire," Rainbow Dash said dully. "How is that even POSSIBLE?"

"I don't think I ever want to party with Star Butterfly ever again," Pinkie Pie said. "This is...this is worse than that time I woke up in bed with two mules and an alpaca..."

The others turned to stare at her.

Pinkie took a sheepish step backwards. "The...alpaca was on fire?" she hedged.