Pony Fails

G3 Rainbow Dash wandered into Ponyville. "Rainbows, darling!" she greeted the nearest pony. "Oh, and rainbows to you too, darling! Darling! Rainbows, rainbows darlings! Darlings, RAINBOWS!"

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" A high-pitched scream of wind filled the air, growing louder, as the pegasus Rainbow Dash fell at mach speed from the sky, wind and sound and energy gathering around her before she plowed hooves-first into the soft, squishy torso of her predecessor.

The residents of Ponyville covered their eyes with their hooves as chunky bits of G3 Rainbow Dash splattered all over everything.

The one and only Rainbow Dash shook gore from her hooves and mane. "Yeesh. Celestia's flaming left teat that mare was annoying..."