Pony Fails

Twilight's horn let off sparks and steam as she corraled yet another massive brown bear into the rolling wooden cage Big Macintosh was hauling around Ponyville. There were four other bears in the cage, and four similar cages full of bears lined up in a row near Town Hall.

"INCOMING!" Rainbow Dash yelled as she chased another bear toward Twilight, zapping it in the butt repeatedly with a small thundercloud. Twilight herded the bear into the cage, which Applejack slammed shut and locked.

"Where are all these bears even coming from?!" Twilight wondered, grabbing a cup of water and pouring it over her horn, which sizzled.

"I dunno, but maybe we'd better go see Fluttershy," Rainbow said.

As Big Macintosh dealt with yet another cage of bears, Twilight, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash galloped to Fluttershy's cottage...encountering six more bears along the way.

As they reached the cottage, another bear hurtled out of the front door, taking off in the direction of Ponyville. Staring after it, the three mares charged into the cottage, where they found all the animals in a frenzy.

"Angel, where's Fluttershy?" Twilight asked.

A frazzled Angel pointed a paw upstairs. They could just hear moaning and gasping coming from that direction. They bolted upstairs, zeroing in on the sound...

And screeched to a halt at the door to Fluttershy's bedroom.

Fluttershy lay on the bed, her body glowing red through her coat, sweat plastering her coat and mane to her body. She was pleasuring herself with a bear-shaped dildo; an empty bottle of honey lay between her hooves, and her tail was sticky with it.

Fluttershy let out a loud cry, and a full-grown brown bear exploded out of her sex, scattering Twilight, Rainbow, and Applejack like bowling pins as it charged out of the cottage.

"What the f—" Rainbow muttered, righting herself and rubbing her head. She stared at Fluttershy; her irises and pupils had contracted to pinpricks. "Fluttershy, what...what's going on here?"

Fluttershy let out a shriek and disappeared under the bed. Only her eyes peeked out from the darkness. "Oh...girls...you startled me. Umm...oh my..."

"WHAT is going ON here?" Twilight demanded.

Fluttershy crawled forward slowly, blushing furiously as she gave her friends a nervous, sheepish smile. "Oh...well...you see...I felt like, umm...giving myself pleasure, and..."

"Nevermind THAT!" Twilight snapped. "The bears, Fluttershy! What—no, HOW—AAAAGH!"

Fluttershy eeped. "Oh...oh my...did I have a beargasm? I'm sorry. I...I didn't mean to..."

"A...beargasm?" Applejack asked. "Whut th' hairy hell's a beargasm?"

"Oh. Well. It's...sometimes, when I use honey and a certain toy, I...I come bears."

"You...come bears."

"Yes."

"Then all those bears we just spent the last two hours caging in town..."

"Yes."

Twilight, Rainbow, and Applejack looked at one another in varying degrees of incredulity, fascination, and nausea.

"Umm...well...alright then..." Twilight backed out slowly; Rainbow and Applejack were right behind her. "Good to know..."

They had just left the cottage when another bear hit Twilight upside the head.

For the first time since the entire bear incident began, she realized the bear was sticky.