Pony Fails

One day, Fluttershy was walking home from school when a man in a fox suit, with a blue bandit mask and gloves, crept stealthily up behind her. He stayed exactly five paces behind her, stopping whenever she stopped.

After two blocks, he started walking four paces behind her.

By the third block, he was three paces behind.

A block later, he was two paces behind...

Fluttershy stopped, turned around, and held a hand out in a blocking motion. "RAPER, NO RAPING!"

"Oh, MAN!" the man in the fox suit said, before turning around and going home.