Pony Fails

Maud stared at her younger sister, arms folded. "Would you like to talk about what went wrong this weekend, Pinkie?"

Pinkie, who was dressed as Excel, looked away, cheeks puffed out sullenly. "It wasn't that bad," she said.

"You got arrested."

"That wasn't my fault!"

"You shoved your panties in a priest's face."

"I thought he was a cosplayer!"

"You put three people in the hospital by having sex with them," Maud said with a frown.

"I got excited!"

Maud raised an eyebrow. "You scratched your anus. On stage. In front of a crowd."

"We were singing the theme song from Puni Puni Poemi!" Pinkie exclaimed. "I was just acting out the lyrics!" She frowned. "Besides, they liked it when I did that."

"But you went as Excel."

Pinkie looked away. "I wanted to sing the funnier one that had the line about my asshole itching."

"And what did you even do to Fluttershy to make her cough up real blood?"

"Uhh..."

"And why'd you make the most shy, insecure girl at CHS wear something that shows off that much of her breasts?"

Fluttershy, standing beside Pinkie, blushed. "Umm...actually, dressing up as Hayate was my idea..." She paused. "The blood thing wasn't, though." She frowned at Pinkie.

Pinkie rubbed the back of her head. "Look...mistakes were made...maybe I set a couple people on fire...but only a little! I mean, the sprinklers came on before anybody got hurt!"

"And what about making me put random things in my mouth suggestively?" Fluttershy asked.

Pinkie blinked. "Uhh...I didn't make you do that. You just...kinda did it."

"...oh." Fluttershy blushed. "Well then..."

"Pinkie, why did you do all this?" Maud asked. "What got into you?"

Pinkie shrugged. "It's because I'm a girl!"

"We noticed," Fluttershy said. "It's hard to miss when you're wearing a skirt that short and you lost your panties."

"I didn't LOSE them! I SOLD them!"

Maud sighed. "Pinkie...I don't think you should go to any more anime conventions."