Pony Fails

The shackles on Pinkie Pie's ankles jingled as she shifted uncomfortably under the weight of Princess Celestia's harsh, disappointed glare.

To her sides, their faces partially obscured by the iron bars of Pinkie's cell, stood Luna and Twilight Sparkle. Luna's face was unreadable. Twilight looked sad.

"Do you understand the scope of what you have done, Pinkamena Pie?" Celestia asked.

Pinkie hung her head, staring at the floor.

"Equestria is now at war with Al Qamel," Celestia said.

"It...it was just a joke," Pinkie whined.

"A joke," Celestia repeated flatly. "The representative of Al Qamel did not find it especially funny."

Tears welled up in Pinkie's eyes.

"Would you care to repeat exactly what you said to him?" Celestia asked coldly.

Pinkie's ears drooped.

"I asked you a question," Celestia said.

Pinkie looked up. "I...I said...'stop humping me'..."