Pony Fails

"Hey, have any of you girls ever seen Fluttershy topless?" Rainbow Dash asked out of the blue.

Rarity, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie frowned. "Now that you mention it...no," Pinkie said. "Which is really weird because she never ever wears a bra!"

"It isn't that strange," Rarity said. "I mean, given how shy Fluttershy is..."

"So shy she walks around in a tank top an' no bra all th' time?" Applejack said. Her brow scrunched up. "Yeah, Ah seen Rainbow's tits, an' yours, an' even Sunset Shimmer, but..."

"The more I think about it, the more it bugs me," Rainbow said. "Not...that I wanna see Fluttershy's boobs or nothin', it's just..."

"Well...I suppose she won't be too furious with us if we, ahem, have a quick peek over at Sunset Shimmer's place later this evening..."

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"Pizza's here!" Sunset Shimmer got up off the couch and ran to the door.

"Oh, I'll help you with that!" Fluttershy said, standing up.

"It's cool, I got it."

Rarity, Pinkie, and Rainbow looked at each other and exchanged nods. "Here, Fluttershy dear, you can help me with the plates and cups."

"Oh. Alright!"

Pinkie snuck up behind Fluttershy with a sneaky smile.

At the door, Sunset paid the delivery driver and collected the pizza, then kicked the door shut, returning to the living room. "Okay girls, let's—Pinkie, what are you—"

Pinkie Pie grabbed the hem of Fluttershy's shirt and lifted it...

"NO, WAIT!" Sunset cried, alarm written on her face.

Too late...

With one swift flick of the wrists, Fluttershy's shirt flew off, landing on a potted plant in the corner...

Four jaws scraped the floor.

Sunset facepalmed.

"What...the...fuck..." Rainbow said, eyes wide as dinner plates.

Fluttershy stood topless in the middle of the room. Her breasts had, not nipples, but perfectly round, cartoonish kitten faces.

"Meow!"

"Eep!" Fluttershy squeaked. "It's okay, girls...it's okay..."

Rarity fainted dead away.

"Huh," Applejack said. She pulled her hat over her face. "Gonna pretend Ah never saw that..."

"Oookay, that's weird even by my standards," Pinkie said. "Gonna go throw up now..."

Sunset wordlessly retrieved Fluttershy's shirt and handed it to her. She calmly put it back on, blushing furiously.

"Fluttershy, uhh...what..." Rainbow began.

"Just...don't ask. Please."

"....'k." Rainbow looked at Sunset. "You knew?"

Sunset sighed. "Yep. I knew."

"And you're not freaked out?"

Sunset shrugged. "I've seen worse."

"Mew..."