Sparkly Twilight (Tahts mee!) was also onto the train as were the other mane 6 and jackleapp because we r friends and friends to the end do stuff with eachother . U think im making a back around pony joke, but know, tha's Jackleapp not Apler Jack. One si a muzak griffon wid only 1 trix, & the other 1 sells cyber. geez. So we are were all on the train, and the train was gone to the dessert excpet the hot dessert not the food dessert like cake or something , bucause serieously, why wnould you hace a cake train? I prefer gravy trains myself.
So the train go to sdessert and when dunendly Spoke says " gurls i have got a letter! And Rarity" asks " which one, uu? (that's dubble you)", and everypn3 laughs and haha but then spique vomits out paper." Except, tis' a scroll! The scroll scrolls down
And it says
dun
dun
dun
dun
dun !
K just kidding n o cliff hang gliding this time. the scrolllll said : "Dear rarara we know yu are coming for trenderfoot well dont that is aur job. he mean do thing to bufalooloo burial growns, and must be punishmented., stawp the training now, bause if not we will blow up da bridge ad u all dye. that bad. we hve r own justice to tkae care of him."
Signed. long strong little hearts as strong as horse."""
RARE T GASPED! NOPE DON OT SOPT THE TERRAIN! I MUST SAVE TENDER HOOF!"
Dun dun dun dun duuuuuun!
lITTLE sTRONG hEAT sAT aroiund the camp fire. She didn't want war. but Trenderhoof had been a bad pony. trenderhoof was tied to calculus. it hert alot. "pleases. Don't blow the bridge game! My good friend apple pony is on the train. she will die. other ones two but mostly her"
2 bad. you shouldn't have Pd on r graves, travelpone. If they try interfire, we will blow bridge up.
Wat whould they dew? what wood happn?
Somebody set up us the bomb.
The radioactive sun rose over the cold, sterile desert, washing the alien landscapes in hues of bright magnesium fire. The dawn of a glorious day, Celestia's orb grandly awakening once again. Then the alcohol kicked in.
Choo choo! whent the train, and it getten near the aaaaaaaapasplosha and the bafalo tribes land. but then the little heart as strong as horses landed on the train. Pow!
"Wow said the rainbow blitzen, how did you get up up hear?
I jumped. All so, I have a Jets vs. Packers so I can fly!
Cool thing. Flyin si the best, said the rainbow Dasher. Me and I, wear clearly no the same ~Waev~ lenght. Waht is up little strong liver?
"I setted you up the bomb! Yu must turn the training back now. or te bridge will kabobom in 5ive minuettes! sTawp now and save live!"""
Rainboom was not scarred. she new trix of buffalo pony. She flew down to his freinds car wear they were all chalking aboot what to do in aaaaaaaaalpaca-lose-uh.
I will make kisses the trending hoof, said rarara, eating a tea crumpet.
I might hit on your cous, cause hes cute, said Twilycorn (me) to Foreground jack. Jackleapp puncehd me though be cause we have rivetry over the burnedBray.
ShyGuy was about to speak down to, but then she got interuption like she always do because she was bourne with no bones, but 2is okay. The rainbow -- came and shouted!
What did she showt?
Fined out nex ttime!
Dun dun dun dun ¡unp
It was a beatufil day except not really cuase there were coloutds everywhere and clouds are ugly unless yur a peguas like rainbow Dahs whos e really cool but I'm not an pegaus Im an alicorn and alicorns are even cooler than pegasus. So anyway, it was sorta cloudy like not 2 cloudy just sorta cloudy. When
Dun
Dun
Dun!
The buffalo attacked!
Rareyty was ogin on train to meat Slenderhoof. Blenderhoof was the Qtest stallion around and she just had to have him. Even after that thing with appjle jam and the apples and the toher stuff, she still had place a him for her heart. She wasnts to have his foals. And so she bribed caddyshack the Princes of Lurv to get her some of the sweat love potion goods but then caddy was like, ""Nooooos, you will aboos it not true love bad rararar. So Rare T was like buck you candybutt I'll make my own potion so she foalnapped her sisters swooty and applebloomberg but not scootaloser becuz cerally who cares bitu her 2 b honest? So yeah like rember the :heart:s and brohoofs day when they macked the big and cheerily gotted to get her and he puleld a house and theat stuff? Wehl they through away the receipt, but them Elusivity hax0red into there brains like Inception or maybe it was was Conception I can't remember and funded it deep in their submarine consciouses and so there it was the secret heart potion in their brains and you kow poison and potion are very simialr 2 each other i bet thats for shadowing. so like she got the for mule a and gotten out of their brains before exploded or totem fell and crushed her. so rarity now had the poistion and she napkidded Shimmer Glimmer Sun from the h00men werld and that's a hole other bad tale butt teh point is seh made Glimmer Shimmer Sun make the love position becase Sun Shimmer Glimmer was very g0d at däs majicks so she maded the dove potion for rare mare. So rare mare was now on the train to where trenderfoot was no-noing on old buffalo runes in the bad lands and the buffalo did not like that. The thing that trenderhoof didded, not the rarity thing. They dind't yet know rarrere had planz for ev1l stoof.
dun
dun
dun!
Part 1 ended!
