Chapter Two: More friends T_T (Some undone stuff fixed, and the Author's Notes is updated)

---Peach's Castle---

"I wonder where Mario and Smg4 are..." Luigi said walking two toads. "HEY, WHAT ARE YA DOING TODAY?" One of the toads said to the other. "OH, JUST HANGING OUT!" The other one replied. "Hey, Luigi!" Luigi turned to see Starman3. "Have you seen Smg4?" Starman3 said. "No" Luigi replied. "Wait, I thought I heard him and Mario go to the hallway in the basement" Sm3 said. "Let's a-go!" Luigi said. "Could you guys shut up? I'm trying to read this" A toad said reading a JB magazine.

---Ponyville: Twilight's Castle---

"-Snores- Mama-mia.. -Snores- Pizza pie-a -Snores-" Mario said sleeping. "Does he always talk in his dreams?" Twilight asked Smg4 while looking at Mario's sleeping form. "Eeyup" Smg4 said looking though some of Twilight's books she managed to salvage from the ruins of the Library. "Why do you have all these Romance Novels?" He said looking at the pile of books next to him. Twilight blushed before picking up the pile of books with her magic "No reason" She said. "Sure..." Smg4 deadpanned. "aaaaahhhh......". "Hey, you hear that?" Smg4 said getting up. "Yeah. What is that?" Twilight said putting her hoof to her ear.
-Crash!- Luigi, Sm3, and the main Toad crashed through the roof, leaving a crappily drawn hole. "Owie" Luigi said getting up. "Next time I see a portal. I am sure as hell not gonna go in it" Sm3 said getting up as well. "Atleast my JB magazine is okay" Toad said holding his magazine. "JB MAGAZINE!?" Everyone turned to see Mario up with flames in his eyes. He took the JB magazine and yelled "AAAAHHHHH!!!!!" before turning Super Saiyan. He boosted up to the stars and headed towards the sun. He pulled Justin Bieber out of the magazine. "Hey, gurl" JB said. "I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT!" Mario yelled throwing JB at the sun. "Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......" JB yelled before being burnt to a crisp. "I did it. I saved the world" Maria said. And Equestria blew up. NOT!
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Mario wheed all the way back to the Castle. "Oof!" Mario landed but got stuck in the ground. "Mamafucker!" He said crouching. Twilight's mouth hung open, and she looked over to Smg4 for an explanation. "That's just Mario" Smg4 said. "Oh-ho-ho!" Luigi cried crouching. "Pussy" Toad said. "Yoshi. Huraguhuh" Yoshi drunkly said. "You're not in this story yet!" Smg4 angrily said. "Okay, coffee break, everypony!" I said. "Finally!" Twilight said walking of stage. I walked over to Yoshi. "Yoshi. How many times do I have to tell you. Not yet!" I yelled at him. Yoshi just stared at me before picking me up with his tounge. "Oh, crap" I said. The tape ends there....

END OF CHAPTER TWO

Author's Note

U MAD? Just so you know, alot of this story is gonna have references from SuperMarioGlitchy4 videos. Plus, there's gonna be alot of swearing and offensive stuff sometimes. Just warning you, bros. If you haven't already, check out my other story, but there aren't gonna be new chapters on it soon because I have a Writer's Block (Again, if you have read it already). Plus this is a side story, which means i'll be working on it if I got nothing to put in my main Fanfic. So if you read it, please put some ideas in the comments, and while you're at it, put ideas in the comments here as well. And tell me how i'm doing, but don't be really, really harsh, okay? This is TheLightning, signing out!