---Peach's Castle---

Peach was sitting in her Throne Room thinking about stuff. "I wonder if mayonnaise is an instrument" She asked herself. She looked around her Throne Room. "That's weird. There isn't any commotion" She said to herself confused. She stood up and walked to the Foyer and looked around only to find FM and X talking about Cheat Codes. "So it's Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A?" FM asked X. "Yeah, that's the Konami Code alright" X said. "Excuse me, X and FM, have you seen Mario?" Peach asked them after walking up to them. "Yeah, I saw Mario and Smg4 going down to the basement a couple of hours ago" FM replied. "Okay, then" Peach said walking to the basement.

---Peach's Castle: Basement Hallway---

"How long has it been since someone cleaned down here?" Peach said to herself picking up some dust with her fingertips. "What's this?" She said looking at the Portal.
"Now's my chance!" Somebody said to theirself while looking at Peach. "Huh? Who's there?" Peach asked turning around. "YOLO!" The figure jumped out of the shadows to show that it was Bowser. Peach screamed before being accidentally knocked into the portal with Bowser.
"Hey, you hear that?" FM said hearing Peach scream. "Sounded like Peach. Let's not check if she's okay" X said smiling. FM stared at X judgmentally. "Okay... Let's check if she's okay" X said begrudgingly.
"Peach, you okay?" FM said looking around. "Hey, what's this?" X said looking at the portal. "It looks like a portal" FM said walking up next to X. "Let's a-go!" X said grabbing FM and jumping in.
Peach screamed while falling to Equestria. She then realized she wasn't falling. She looked up to see Bowser focused on landing safely. Bowser landed next to Twilight's Castle softly. Peach brushed off the dust that was on her dress. "Thanks" She said looking at Bowser. "No problem, Princess" Bowser said blushing. Suddenly, FM and X landed on Bowser, causing him to fall on the ground. "Peach, what happened? We heard you scream" FM said jumping off of Bowser. X jumped off as well. "It's okay, I'm fine" She said. "What's going on out here?" Smg4 said opening the gate. He looked at them. "Oh. Hi, guys" He said. "Wassup'?" X said. Smg4 sighed. 'Great, more trouble' He thought to himself.

---Unknown---

A figure was sitting in a chair staring at moniters that showed Smg4 and friends in Equestria. A Minion walked up to the figure and saluted. "Is everything in motion?" The figure asked the Minion. "Yes, sir. Everything is going as planned" The Minion replied. "Good" The Figure said before smiling. "Wha-ha! Wario's here!" Wario said jumping in front of the Figure. You could hear a glass shatter. "GOD DAMN IT!" I yelled. "Coffee break, everyone!" I yelled into a Microphone. Everybody walked off stage, but I stopped Wario. "Wario, Wario, Wario." I said sighing. "Just like Yoshi, you're not in this story yet" I annoyingly said staring at him. "Wah?" Wario said scratching his head. I sighed. "Hey, Intern?" I said. "Yeah?" The Intern said looking at me. "Bring me a Coffee Pot. This is going to take a while" I said. The intern nodded and went to get the Coffee. I looked back at Wario to see he was picking his nose. I sighed. 'I'm in for a hell of a time' I thought to myself.."Hey, Stinky!" Mario said popping in front of me naked. "OH SHI-" I said falling on my back. 'This is going to take a day or two' I thought to myself sighing. Suddenly Wario farted. I sniffed the air before passing out due to bad gas. The tape ends there...

END OF CHAPTER THREE

Author's Note

Yeah, there you go. More shenanigans are gonna happen. Renember to leave your ideas and requests for refrences or characters for the story. "Thank you, come again" -Native American Cashier.