Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Equestria
Chapter Five: Purple is an excellent color (Part 1 of 3)
Previous Chapter----The Beginning of the end of the Beginning Saga----
---Twilight's Castle---
--Night Time--
"*Snore* Ah... Ravioli... *Snore* Ahh... Mama-mia..." Mario talked in his dream as he slept.
On the other side of the room that Mario was in was SMG4 and Twilight.
"So... You, Luigi, and Mario eat this special kind of mushroom to get bigger?" Twilight looked at SMG4 with confusion.
"Yeah, it's pretty hard to explain. I don't think you would understand half of the explanation" SMG4 sighed.
A short figure from afar looked at the two as they talked... The figure then pulled a cellphone out of his pocket.
"I found him boss, he's in some purple pony's castle" The figure said.
"Good job, boy..." Said a tall figure that appeared behind the short figure.
"B-boss!? What are yo- GRRK!" The figure stopped moving after a knife was thrust in it's chest.
"I have no need of you anymore" The tall figure removed the knife and kicked the small figure down showing that it was a Koopa Troopa.
The tall figure stepped out of the shadows showing that it wore a purple suit and stared at the castle.
The purple figure chuckled as he kept staring.
"Well, it looks like I found you, Mr. Mario..." The figure then turned around and walked back into the shadows.
SMG4 then turned to the window.
"Is something wrong Glitchy?" Twilight looked at the window too.
"Hmm... No, it just feels like something bad's gonna happen soon. But I think it's just me being paranoid" SMG4 looked back at Twilight.
"WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!? PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!" Mario yelled at them before falling back asleep.
---12:00 P.M.---
Everyone was asleep in Twilight's Castle...
Well, except for SMG4, he wanted to figure out why all this happened.
"It just doesn't make sense! Not that anything makes though, but, why was there a portal in the hallway!?" He scratched his head.
Little did he know that a figure was watching him from outside the room he was in.
"Hmm..." SMG4 thought hard for a second before giving up.
"Why am I even trying? Nothing ever makes sense." He sighed scratching under his moustache.
"You'll find out soon enough..." A voice said from behind him.
SMG4 whipped around before some cloth with Chloroform was pushed into his face.
"Ugh..." SMG4 muttered out while his was starting to pass out.
The figure snickered before heading towards where everyone else was sleeping...
---???---
Mario was dreaming of Spaghetti Land, he was naked and literally eating everything in site.
"THIS IS THE BEST PLACE EVER!" He yelled in-between bites of some spaghetti.
"Hey!" A voice said behind him.
Mario turned around slowly to see Wario.
"WHAT IS IT!?" Mario yelled angrily at Wario.
"BF, I am preggers!" Wario said.
Mario stood there for a solid 5 seconds before freaking the fuck out, waking him up from the dream.
"AHH!" Mario yelled jumping up.
"Mama-mia... That was-a nightmare..." He said before looking around.
"Hey... Wait a second..." He was in a cage.
"Huh... Did I steal someone's Spaghetti? Because if I did, it was really good!" He smiled for a second before noticing some movement beside him.
"Uhn..." Twilight grunted before getting up and rubbing her head.
"Oh! Hello purple pony princess!" Mario said.
"What...? Mario?" Twilight turned to look at him before noticing she was in a cage with him.
"What the...? Where are we?" She questioned.
SMG4 yawned as he got up, seeing Twilight and Mario in front of him.
"Oh, hey guys." He stretched.
"SMG4, do you know where we are?" Twilight asked.
SMG4 looked around for a few seconds before looking back at the two.
"Nope." He shrugged.
Twilight sighed.
"Do you atleast know how we got here?" She asked him.
"Well... Only thing I remember is hearing a voice saying 'You'll find out soon enough' and then passing out." SMG4 scratched his head.
"Boooring!" Mario yelled.
Twilight looked at Mario with a 'If you weren't my friend, I would strangle you' face before turning back to SMG4.
"Well, we have to find a way out of here somehow." She said looking around again.
"Well, you could just use your magic to get us out of here." SMG4 said dusting off his cap.
"Oh. Right." Twilight blushed before getting into a stance.
"Hrrng!" She grunted trying to use her magic.
Mario just sat down and dreamed of Spaghetti.
"I can't use any magic..." She sighed before sitting down.
"Well fuck." SMG4 said sitting down as well.
Then they all heard a chuckle come from outside.
"Hey! Who's there!? I'm warning you! I got a PINGAS Launch- Oh wait, I let Onyxking67 borrow it." SMG4 grumbled.
"It's funny trying see you little brats trying to get out of here..." The voice said coming closer.
"Wait a minute... I know that voice!" Mario gasped.
The purple figure from before stepped into their line of sight.
"Glad to see you can use that 'nothing' of a brain you have Mario..." The figure chuckled before taking out a knife with the Koopa's blood still on it.
"Purple Guy!" SMG4 said shocked.
---To Be Continued...---
Author's Note
Well, here it is, the first part to the end of the Beginning Saga. Sorry about not posting anything in forever, it's just that School and other things got in the way and I had to work on those. But I hope I can atleast have some time to keep writing these. Anyways, thanks for reading!
