Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Equestria
Chapter Four: Drugs are bad, mhm'kay?
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Mario was walking around Twilight's Castle naked. "Mario!? What the heck!?" Smg4 yelled seeing Mario. "What?" Mario said looking at Smg4. "This isn't our home! Put your clothes back on!" Smg4 angrily said. "Fine!" Mario said putting his clothes back on. "Idiot" Smg4 said walking away. "Atleast I can eat this mushroom I found under the toilet before we were brought here" Mario said taking out a mushroom. Smg4 heard this and turned around. "NOOOoooo!!!" Smg4 yelled running towards Mario. But it was too late... Mario ate the mushroom and his eyes went derp. "Oh sheeeeeeeeeee-" Smg4 started saying before being knocked over by Mario who was running fast. "Owie" Smg4 said getting up and rubbing his head.
"Reeeaur!" Mario yelled while he ran through the streets of Ponyville. "Omnomnomnom!" FM was eating Cupcakes before Mario zoomed past the store. FM looked around before he continued to eat Cupcakes. "YOLO!" Mario yelled slamming into a cart full of roses. "Hey!" The pony that ran the cart stared at him angrily. Mario just stared at her with his derp eyes. "I summon the powers of a kart!" He yelled. His kart fell from the sky squashing the pony. "Thank you, come again" He said before riding away. "Oh, yeah!" He said running over some ponies.
Smg4 stepped out of the Castle to see Ponyville on fire. "Oh my fucking god" He whispered to himself. "MARIO!" He yelled running towards the burning Ponyville.
"Lahlahlahhlauhlahhuhha!" Mario sang to himself. "You mind getting off of me" X said because Mario's Kart was on top of him. "Bitch do I look like I care? NO!" Mario sang before yelling no.
"MARIO!" Mario turned to see Smg4.
"What have I told you about eating mushrooms found under toilets!?" Smg4 angrily said.
*Mario Processing Mode*
"Hnng!" Mario fell to the ground.
Smg4 sighed.
"Idiot" He said before grabbing Mario and putting him over his shoulder and walking away.
"Uhhh... A little help?" X said still under the Kart.
"I'll help!" A Mint-colored Pony said getting eerily close to X.
"*Meep!*" X meeped.
Back at the Castle...
"What happened to him?" Twilight asked Smg4 while looking at the Derpy Mario. "He ate a Mushroom he found before we got sent here" Smg4 replied. "Wanna look like-a Mario? Okay, let's get-a started. You'll look look just like-a- Whee!" Mario said falling of the bed. Twilight just looked really confused at this. "Wait! I remember!" Smg4 said taking out a 1-UP Mushroom.
"I command you to eat this and turn back to normal!" Smg4 yelled throwing it at Mario. The Mushroom hit Mario *Doodeedodo!* and he turned back to normal.
"I'm not gonna even ask how that worked" Twilight said shaking her head. "WAH!" Waluigi yelled.
"FUCK!" I yelled. "Waluigi! Just like Yoshi and Wario, you're not in the story yet!" I ranted. "Wah?" Waluigi asked rubbing the back of his head. "Oh my fucking god" I whispered to myself. "Anybody want some Spagetti?" Mario asked running over to an oven. "No, dude! Don't do it!" I yelled. Mario flipped the switch on the oven.
The Recording Studio was on fire. "GOD DAMNIT, MARIO!" Me and Smg4 yelled at him. Mario had a troll face on and walked away backwards. I cursed under my breath.
"Hai, Guise!" Steve said after landing on me. "Fuck my life" I grumbled.
IMPORTANT MESSAGE
"Drugs that were in this chapter were fake. Don't do drugs, mhm'kay? Cause drugs are bad. So don't drugs cause' they're bad, mhm'kay?" The announcer said.
"What?" Mario asked while he was eating a Mushroom.
END OF CHAPTER FOUR
Author's Note
Yay! A new chapter!
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