Me In Equestria!

by zeldafand

Magic Problems and Being Eaten By a Rainbow

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Now I was sitting in Twilight’s Library. It was just like in the show, but much bigger! There were books on every shelf of every wall. It was breathtaking, I myself am not a particularly fond reader, but when it comes to learning magic, sign me up and call me Harry Potter! Spells, spells, more spells; every book was about the history and magic of Equestria. It was amazing; it was like I was feeling more happiness per everywhere I go! The more places I went, the happier I got! Once again, I’ve never felt so happy before! I went right to the size and transformation books. I read them, practiced the magic, and failed almost every time. I was clearly to novice for this advanced sorcery. So instead, Twilight told me, “You know, you should really start with the more simple spells, like levitation or teleportation. These spells are for advanced Unicorns.”

“But I’m an Alicorn!”

“So am I, but this magic for changing sizes and shapes it a little too difficult. Not even I could master it as soon as I became an Alicorn, it took months of practice.”

“Why does Magic have to be so difficult?”

“It’s magic, that’s why.”

“Point taken.” I said, fully understanding what she meant. So I decided to work on my levitation spell. It was easy, I just had to focus real hard on the thing I wanted to move, and then I had to simply move it from one location to another. “Easy as pie!” I said. Then Twilight saw what I did and said, “Are you sure you’re new here? You seem too good at magic to be somepony who has never done it before.”

“Well, I used levitation to throw a rock at Pinkie Pie’s head, so it wasn’t too hard.” Twilight simply smiled and said, “You are one unique pony!” I just smiled back and moved on to Teleportation. This one was a little bit trickier; to teleport, you need to focus on where it is you want to go, picture it in your mind, and then use magic. The magic does the rest, but if done incorrectly, I might tear myself in half! With the possible death in mind, I pulled off the spell almost flawlessly, but part of my tail was torn off. “Aw horse-apples!” I shouted in disappointment. Twilight came and asked me what was wrong, all I said was, “I screwed up my teleportation and lost part of my tail!” Twilight smiled and laughed a bit before putting the lost part of my tail back on using magic.

Now I was just a little bit upset that I screwed up the teleportation spell. I was also a little bit frightened at the possibility of dying just from screwing up. I tried the sell again and again, until I finally got it right. I teleported from downstairs to upstairs and back. Then I jumped for joy; smiling and singing and teleporting over and over again! I have officially mastered the teleportation spell.

“Hey Twilight, we should celebrate!”

“Yes we should!”

“Hayburger?”

“Let’s do it!” And with that, we both teleported to the Hayburger together to celebrate my early mastery of teleportation. I walked up to the counter and said, “Four whopping Hayburgers please.” The cook nodded and said, “Alright, we need four whopping Hayburgers! Let’s get cooking!” Then the cooks began cooking our food. Twilight and I were sitting at a table we found, and waited.

“So… uh… how are you Twilight?”

“Oh, I am great; it is amazing to see such a novice pony do such advanced magic in less then a day.”

“Teleportation isn’t that advanced.”

“I know, but you are an advanced pony!”

“You really think so?”

“Yeah. You’re awesome.”

“No I’m not. Rainbow dash is the awesome one.”

“How do you know Rainbow dash?”

“Oh, um… I uh… I’ve heard about her.”

I smiled weakly and chuckled embarrassingly; hoping that Twilight wouldn’t suspect anything. Luckily, she just smiled and clearly, didn’t suspect a thing. Then we just sat in an awkward silence until our food was ready. I got up to get the food, but Twilight insisted that she do it. So I let her get up and go get the food. When she brought it back, I said, “Whoa, those things are bigger than I thought!” Then Twilight Replied, “What did you expect? These aren’t for little critters, these are for ponies!”

“Do you have any meat?”

“Why do you ask?”

“Uh… No reason.” I now felt extremely awkward. I was a pony, an herbivore; of course they don’t have meat. I facehoofed at myself and said, “Sorry, that was insensitive.” Twilight lifted and eyebrow at me but then sat down and began to eat. I figured I should follow and began eating as well. For a while there was no talking; just the sounds of munching and crunching of food and the silence of a graveyard. Now I just felt more awkward, and a few minutes later, I said, “Can we go back to your library please?”

“Why?”

“Because, I want to study more magic, and that won’t happen by eating and doing nothing else.”

“Hmm, I like you’re enthusiasm.”

“Thanks, let’s go then!”

“Patience Controller, we sill need to finish eating.”

“Right, and then we can continue magic!”

“That’s right.” I was so excited, that I gobbled down what was left of my meal and let out a big burp. After that, Twilight finished and we both Teleported back to her library.

Now, we were back in the library, and I was studying harder than ever. Hours upon hours, I tried and failed over and over again, but I never gave up, because I knew that the only true failure is when you stop trying, so I didn’t stop! Time and time again, I tried Practicing Levitation, Teleportation, Communication, Gravity, protection, and even painful spells that I could use to hurt, or even kill, somepony. I accidentally choked Twilight a few times, and she picked me up and threw me at a wall a few times in revenge. Then I picked up a pillow and tossed it at her head. Soon, she fired back, and now what used to be magic practice became a magical pillow fight. I tossed so many pillows at her, but she tossed them back with a meaner swing. I threw the pillows; she launched them back, in a consistent loop. Eventually she knocked me unconscious with a pillow… Somehow… and then I got up 1 minute later. She was the victor; I was a fallen tribute. The best part was I was already having so much fun, and I haven’t even met Applejack, Fluttershy, or Rainbow dash yet! I would have listed Rarity, but she isn’t necessarily “Fun”. Rarity is more like a piece of work wrapped in drama and pointless emotion. In other words, Rarity is boring in an interesting way.

But now, it was late, and it was time for bed. Yet, I had no place to sleep, so I… Rather awkwardly… asked Twilight, “Um… Twilight? Can I sleep with you tonight?”

“What!?”

“What do you mean “what”? Oh, I didn’t mean it like that! I just meant, can I sleep here tonight!? I have nowhere else to rest, and Pinkie Pie isn’t necessarily a quiet host.”

“Oh, I thought… um… we just met and… that was awkward.”

“Sorry, I did not mean it like that! Can I sleep in your house tonight?”

“Sure, no problem!” Then Twilight set up a bed for me, but then I saw Spike walk into the library. And he was… surprised to see me. “Twilight, who is this!? Why do you have a male stallion in your house this late at night?”

“It isn’t what you think Spike! Controller Skies is new to Ponyville, and we were just studying magic together.”

“Yeah, um, hi Spike, I’m Controller Skies!”

“And what kind of “Magic” were you studying?”

“The usual kind! I assure you Spike, it isn’t what you think!”
“Huh, it had better not be. I’m going to bed, goodnight!”

Then, after that rather awkward conversation, Spike went upstairs to sleep. After that, Twilight kissed my cheek and headed upstairs. I felt embarrassed and slightly awkward as well at the fact that Twilight just kissed me. Soon, I just decided to stay down here and sleep on the bed Twilight made for me. As I lay down in bed, I started talking to myself. “I can’t believe she just kissed me, sure it was on the cheek, but still! I don’t like her, I like Rainbow Dash!” I facehoofed, “This is terrible, why did I have to develop such a close relationship with her!? But wait, we just met, I am sure she just kissed my cheek as a normal friend thing… Right?” Then I facehoofed with both hooves. That night, I ad dreams of me and Twilight, and they were… Intimate, to say the least. But can you seriously imagine someone who is just like Rainbow dash to be with Twilight? No way! Not me, that’s for sure! Luckily, as soon as I woke up, it was over. I got up out of bed and started practicing more magic.

Now I was determined to learn size magic. I practiced my shrinking magic first, which I must confess, was really stupid. I tried doing it more and more, eventually, I triggered it! But I wasn’t ready yet! I still needed to learn Growth magic first! Sadly, it was too late, and I was now no bigger than a Pikmin; and believe me, that was a really small size! I looked around, but I couldn’t fine the book I was reading. I looked left and right, up and down, but when I looked down, I saw that I was standing on the book! “This is really bad, if I am standing on the book at the size of a Pikmin, I am going to get crushed! I heard hoofsteps coming down the stairs, it was Twilight. “Darn it! I haven’t even met my favorite pony, and I am already going to die!” Twilight picked up the book that I was in, so I teleported out right before she closed it over me. When I saw where I teleported, I was on Twilight’s desk. I tried calling for her, “Twilight, help me, I shrank myself and I don’t know how to grow back!” There was no response, my voice was too small to be heard, I tried throwing a book at her head, but she didn’t see me! Instead, she just picked up the book I threw and put it on the shelf. “Come on, really!?” I shouted, but she still didn’t hear me. “Twilight, for buck’s sakes, listen to me!” And there was still no answer. I didn’t know what to do at this point; there wasn’t anything that I could do to get Twilight to hear me. I tried to grow myself, but instead, I just ended up teleporting somewhere I didn’t even intend. I teleported to Rainbow Dash’s house. “Oh, crap!” I shouted.
Now I was in Rainbow dash’s house, without her permission, I felt so bad! I was trespassing on somepony’s personal space! I tried to teleport out, but my magic horn was fried, not even a full night of sleep was enough to restore it entirely! I’m doomed! My favorite pony is going to hate me now! I can’t get out, the door is too far away, and I probably can’t even turn the knob at this size. I am so going to die! If not die, I’ll live with humiliation of the fact that I trespassed on Rainbow Dash’s private property! I’ve never felt so horrible in my life! I tried teleporting again, but I only ended up hurting my head. Now my head was burning! I was small, in Rainbow Dash’s house, trespassing on private property! “Oh Celestia, please help me! I hope Rainbow dash isn’t home!” And with just a stroke of luck, Rainbow dash walked right through her door. “Oh God no!” I started crying and hid myself under some pencils and paper, praying to God that Rainbow dash wouldn’t find me.

This is just fantastic! I finally see my lifelong hero, and I am trying to hide from her. I remembered that I had wings, so when the door was left open, I tried to fly out. I was flying as fast as I could, but right when I reached a few inches from the door, Rainbow Dash shut it, locked it, and went upstairs to take a nap. Thank goodness she went to sleep; now I had time to find a way out. I went to the lock and tried to turn it, but it wouldn’t budge! So now I was flying around like a blind bat, only I didn’t have sonar and I could still see. I tried looking for a vent, a window, anything to get me out of this place, but for a house that belongs to a slacker, she sure knows how to keep everything closed. “Brilliant!” I shouted, “Just Freaking Brilliant!” I was mad, and scared at the same time. Rainbow Dash was asleep, but I was still trapped. And there was nothing I could do but find an apple to suck juice out of, because I was clearly too small to actually eat an apple.

I flew down to the kitchen and found a couple of mini apples which were still larger than me, because I was once again as small as a Pikmin. But I got out a really small, but extremely sharp knife, and used it to cut up the mini apple. Now I could eat it and satiate my hunger. Instantly, I began gulping down every slice of the apple that I could make! Slice after slice, I ate about 3 mini apples and then, I heard hoofsteps. When I looked behind me, I saw Rainbow Dash heading to the kitchen. I couldn’t clean up my mess, so I hoped that Rainbow dash would think it was her mess. I flew into a cabbage and hid.
Rainbow Dash was now looking for something to eat, so she went into her refrigerator and searched for a meal. When I peeked my head out, I could’ve sworn I saw meat in there! But I was tired, so I was probably just seeing things that weren’t actually there. Rainbow dash brought out a couple of carrots and took a few apples. Then I heard words that I would dread, “Hmm, Where are the cabbages?” My heart stopped for a second and I suddenly felt so hopeless, that I fainted.

When I woke up, I felt the cabbage I was hiding in moving. I opened my eyes and saw something so fearsome, the gaping maw of Rainbow Dash. “OH GOD NO!!!” But it was too late to call for mercy. Sadly, just as I had yelled, Rainbow Dash closed her mouth around me, and I was surrounded by darkness. I was screaming and coughing; gasping for a breath of air, but Rainbow Dash was chewing with her mouth closed, the way people and apparently ponies, normally ate. So no air was coming in, I was practically suffocating from all of the saliva! Her tongue was crushing me with the top of her mouth. I’ve always wanted to meet Rainbow Dash, but not like this! And now I was going to be swallowed by my favorite Pegasus in the world! Then, the sound I had feared most was heard… GULP! As soon as that sound was heard, I was being swallowed; slowly descending down Rainbow’s esophagus. And the worst part was, she didn’t even know I was inside her! I was flowing down the slimy tube, and it seemed like almost forever, when suddenly, I fell through a small opening and landed in a bigger fleshy room. “Oh God, I’m in her stomach!” And then I had no way to escape, and instead of being in a large and airy prison, I was now in a small and suffocating, fleshy prison. “It’s over!” I thought. And now, since I had nothing to do, I simply fell asleep.

Rainbow Dash was still eating, so whatever she ate next, fell down and flattened me even more, but even though I was trapped, inside of Rainbow’s stomach with no way out, my story wasn’t over. I heard a voice, it was Twilight’s, and I heard her ask a question. “Rainbow Dash, have you seen Controller Skies?” Rainbow Dash shrugged and asked, “Who?”
“The pony you took to the hospital earlier!”
“Oh, him? I haven’t seen him since I gave him those Hayburgers in the hospital.”
“Ugh, well, if you see him, tell me, please, he shrank and teleported away somewhere, and I don’t know where he went! I have to grow him to his normal size, or the worst things could happen to him! He could be crushed, or eaten, or worse!”
“Well, I have no idea where he is, sorry.”
“No! I can’t lose him! I just met him and I already want to befriend him!”
“Whoa whoa whoa, Controller Skies is already under your skin?”
“Don’t lie Rainbow Dash, you like him too!”
“What!? Don’t be ridiculous Twilight!”
“You know it’s true, you told me already.”
“I did?”
“Yes, you did.”
“Fine, yes I like him.”
“And if you know what’s best for him, keep an eye out for a small green Alicorn and inform me as soon as you can!”
“Will do!”
“Good luck.” Then Twilight flew away.

Well that is just perfect, the pony that ate me is my favorite pony and she has a crush on me… And I am going to die inside of her stomach! But hopeless as my situation was, my life wasn’t over.


Author's Note

Here is chapter Two of my time in Equestria. Again, i sick at writing, so please, no negative commentary. But please leave a positive comment if at all. Also, this story contains vore, so if that isn't for you, don't read it.

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