I was still within Rainbow Dash’s stomach, but it wasn’t so bad. Sure it was hot, moist, humid, and rather strange, but it was a good kind, and I mostly enjoyed it. I say mostly because, there was still the looming possibility of being digested or possibly suffocating for lack of fresh oxygen. Also, it was boring… Really, really boring. So what if it felt nice, I still didn’t have any electronics to play with! No TV, no video games, and no means of entertainment in general. I tried teleporting for like the fifth time now, but no matter how many times I tried, I couldn’t! It was as if this one specific Pegasus had some sort of magic lock in her belly or something. Whatever the cause, I couldn’t use teleportation magic. But then I heard a voice.

It was a male voice, and the pony that it came out of seemed pretty cool; he was a brown stallion with a red and black tail and mane in a short, spiky fashion. In other words, it looked manlier than my hair, which was really long and brown. I don’t quite remember his cutie mark… In fact I don’t think he had one. But he was a Pegasus stallion, and he looked awesome. When I approached him though, he seemed a little bit nuts. I asked him, “Hey, who are you?” Then he replied, “The name’s Wildstyle! What’s yours?”
“My name is Controller Skies. So, how did you end up in here?”
“I fell in her cereal”
“I hid in a cabbage.”
“I thought she didn’t eat cabbage.”
“They’re ponies; they eat all sorts of vegetables.”
“No wonder I’ve been eating more carrots then before.”
“Kuh dur! So, how are you?”
“I’m fine, but my legs are gone.”
“Oh… then you should be thankful I learned healing magic”
And after I said that, I used my healing magic to heal his body and made it 100% intact. He responded, “YAY! I got my Legs back!” I replied, “You’re welcome, so now what?” Then the stallion just shrugged and started walking around. “Oh well.” I thought. Then Wildstyle said, “Want to get out of here?” Then I replied, “I can’t! My magic is fried and we can’t fly out!” Then Wildstyle Screamed with rage and I said, “I know right!? UGH!” I probably cursed a time or two after that. It turns out, his wings were damaged, but intact, so I healed the wings and he started flying and told me to fly with him. I did so, and we were able to avoid the acids that began rising at the time. “Whew! That was close! Now what?” Then he replied, “Wait I got… nope I just lost it… I got… I better hurry and write it on a piece of paper… dammit I lost it again..... Just fly up......?”
“The stomach is airtight!
He quacked and replied, “I’m sure we can find another way out…”
“There is one way, but I’d rather not…”
“I’ll Surgeon Simulator this!” Then he brought out a scalpel and I took it from him and shouted, “NO, I don't want to kill her, she didn't mean to eat me! Plus I want her alive! NO SURGERY!”
“Oh…” Then he put all of the surgery based tools away. Then he said, “Wait… You can teleport us out!” Then I replied, “I already told you, I can’t! Her stomach has a magic lock, anything she doesn't teleport out herself will just be a waste of magic!” Then Wildstyle swore and I said, “In other words, we are doomed unless she somehow realizes we're in here!” Then Wildstyle apparently thought that yelling and screaming for help would get Rainbow Dash to notice us… I, sadly, followed, “We are in here Rainbow dash, LET US OUT!!!!” It obviously didn’t work, and then Wildstyle said, “It’s NO use!” Then, to quote Silver the Hedgehog from the Sonic series of games, I said it like him, “It’s no USE!”
“Face it, we’re dead!” Wildstyle said, and then I burst into tears and said again, “It’s no use!”
We were now in a desperate state when Wildstyle said, “I have it!” Then he pulled out a syringe. I reacted, “NO, Don’t hurt her!” Then he said, “I’m not! It’s a sleep serum.”
“Even if we did put her to sleep, we can’t get out!”
“What about this cocoa-cola? If she burps, we can fly out!”

“Okay, how you pull random objects out of hammerspace is beyond me, but I don’t think it’ll work!”
“I honestly do not know…”
“We’re trapped!”
“I’m through with this!”
Then he pulled out a loud gun and shot himself in the leg. I was very frightened at this, but the gunfire was loud enough for Rainbow Dash to hear, and now she could hear me! So I said, “Rainbow Dash, there are two ponies inside of your stomach, can you please spit us out?” Rainbow Dash was startled and said, “Whoa! What the hay was that!?” Then I said again, “Spit us out Rainbow Dash, we are inside your stomach!”
“I must be hearing things!”
“Wait, you can actually hear me!?”
“Yeah, why? What happened?”
“You ate us, and Wildstyle was going to commit suicide, but instead shot his own leg.”
“So that is why I instantly tasted blood.”
“Most likely, now, please just spit up, and we will act like this never happened. In fact, do it with your eyes closed please.”
“Why should I close my eyes?”

“Do you want to see what you ate?”
“Not really…”
“Exactly, now spit us out, please!”
After those events and conversations, Rainbow Dash closed her eyes and spit us out of her stomach somehow; now I was able to leave! So before Rainbow Dash could open her eyes, I rushed toward and open door and finally got out of Rainbow Dash’s house. Now I was able to teleport, so I teleported back to the library where Twilight was waiting. This time, I decided to make her know I was here, so I kicked her horn. When I did that, she looked up and said, “Controller? Is that you!? Oh thank goodness you’re alright! How did this happen?” I replied, “Well, I tried practicing more advanced magic, and it didn’t really work out as planned.”
“So, where were you all this time!?”

“I was… uh… at Rainbow Dash’s house, but I was too embarrassed to let her see me like this, so I decided not to let her notice me, also I was trespassing on her property, so I didn’t want to make a bad first impression.”
“Well, at least you’re okay. I was worried sick!”
“Ugh, you sound like my mother! Stop worrying over me so much!”
“Sorry, I can’t resist, I care about you so much! You just got here and already bad things have happened to you!”

“In more ways than one.” Then she looked at me and I said, “You don’t want to know.”
“Okay. I understand you don’t want to talk about it.”
“Well… Not yet, but I will, eventually.”
“The good thing is you are still alive and well!”

“You already said that.”
“I did?”
“Yep!”
“Sorry, I just was so worried and, I don’t really know what else to say.”
“How about, you change me to my normal size.”
“Oh… right, I am so sorry.” And then Twilight lifted her horn into the air, and as a purple aura surrounded it, I was growing back to my original size. When I got back to my former height, I hugged her and she hugged me back. Clearly we were happy to see each other in the norm again. She was no longer a titan, and I was no longer a Pikmin. Then I told Twilight that I was going to go meet the other ponies. She simply nodded and let me go.
Now I was on my way to Sweet Apple Acres. I was originally going to go to Rainbow Dash’s house, but after what happened, I thought I’d rather not bother her for a while. So when I got to the farm, I greeted Applejack with a hug-I am still a fan boy- and she felt awkward and so did I. Applejack said, “Uh… do I know you?” And I simply replied, “No you don’t, but I know you! I know everything about you, and after today’s earlier events, I am not afraid to say it!” Applejack was clearly freaked out a bit and she just pushed me off of her. Then she asked me, “Alright, how much do you know?”
“Well… a lot. I know that your name is Applejack, and you are a southern Ponyville earth pony who has a farm called sweet apple acres. You have a big brother named ‘Big Macintosh’ and a little sister named “Applebloom”. Your grandma’s name is Granny smith and you have many more relatives all named after apple types or apple dishes. You are the element of honesty and you- along with Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Twilight Sparkle- all are the best friends!”
“Whoa now! Who told you this!?”
“Nopony, I just know.” Applejack was now scared of me and she decided to walk away and rest her head a bit. I clearly overdid it on the pony knowledge, but hey; a brony is a brony! I knew so much, and I felt so obligated to say it and be honest, considering I was talking to the element of honesty herself. So I came clean right off the bat. It didn’t work out all that much.
Later I went to Applejack again, but this time I introduced me. Something I forgot to do before the obsessive pony knowledge. I said, “Hello fellow farm pony, my name is Controller Skies and I am a big fan of yours.” Applejack then replied, “Well, that would explain the obsessive knowledge of a true fan boy.” Then she gave my head a noogie as if I were a filly. Then I said, “Sorry about the geek-out earlier, I was just caught up in the moment of actually seeing you for the first time. But to be completely honest with you, I like Rainbow Dash a WHOLE LOT more!” Applejack replied, “Everypony does.”
“Well yeah, because she is SO FREAKING AWESOME!!!!”

“Yes, I already know that! Everypony knows that!”
“True, but I am an EXTREMELY HUGE fan of hers!
“So I’m told, how about I let y’all meet my family?”

“Sure! That would be excellent!”
“You already know them, but this is Applebloom; my sweet and adorable little sister.”

“It is nice to meet you Applebloom!”
“Isn’t she just the sweetest? Anyway, this here is my brother, Big Mac.”
“Eeyup”
“And this is my fond grandmother, Granny smith!”
“And how are you all doing?”
“We are dong just fantastic! Our family has all it needs!”
“That is great to hear!”
“Wanna stay and eat some dinner with us?”
“Sure, why not?”
Then I agreed to sit down and eat a delicious dinner with them. We had apples and oranges and bananas and grapes all in a sweet fruit salad as a side dish. We had some mashed potatoes and baked potatoes as well! We had lots of French fries and ketchup and mustard and other things of the like. Then the “mane” course was more like a desert, but it was a delicious baked apple pie with apple turnovers and cobblers. Everything was delicious. I decided that I wanted to spend the night at their home, so I asked them,
“Hey, I know we just met and all, but could I maybe spend the night? To be honest, I figure it would be a better way to get to know each other better than we already do. Also, friendship is magic, so why not?”
“Sure thing Controller Skies! I’ll set up a bed for you in Applebloom’s room”
“Thanks Applejack!”
“I’d do anything for a friend! No matter how new they are!”
“You are a great pony!”

“Thank y’all very much!”
Then we went upstairs and set up a bed for me to sleep in Applebloom’s room. The bed was just a cushion on the floor, but it was big enough for me to sleep in, thankfully. Applebloom seemed not to mind all that much that I was sleeping in her room, in fact, she welcomed me with open hooves and told me about her and the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Needless to say… the conversation went on for a while because I already knew so much. Then Applebloom asked me, “Hey Controller, you wouldn’t mind helping us out tomorrow would you?”
“I wouldn’t miss it for the world!” And with that final comment, we both went to sleep.

Author's Note

WELL, I have returned form the dead! Please flame on my crap all you want! I don't mind or even care anymore!