Blueblood the spiteful

"From now on, you will be temporarily living in ponyville." Celestia spoke as the carriage pulled to a halt.

Blueblood winced as ponies from around stared. Many ponies bowed at the Princess as she led him to Twilight's library. The door was opened from  the inside, revealing Twilight.

"Hi Princess Celestia!" Twilight smiled as she held the door open for her mentor. Blueblood followed closely behind.

"Oh. It's you." Twilight glared at Blueblood before closing the door.

"Please, Princess. Have a seat." Twilight waved at the chairs resting on the floor nearby.

As Blueblood and Princess Celestia sat, he began to take in his surroundings. The big horse-head statue in the middle of the room to the flight of wooden stairs that spirals upwards. The most obvious, however, is the mountain of books that cluster on the walls of the Library.

"Wait, Sparkle lives in a library?" Blueblood questioned himself.

"SPIKE!" Twilight's voice boomed in the library. A very familiar purple-green creature stumbled down the stairs, holding his ears.

"Geez, shout a little louder. I don't think they can hear you in Manehattan." He complained. Blueblood's eyes shot open wide.

"You!" He shrieked, pointing a hoof at Spike.

Spike looked at the offender, and his eyes narrowed.

"You." Spike said. "How dare you come here? With how you treated Rarity?"

"Me?" Blueblood protested. "That brute was unworthy of a prince. You KICKED me in-between the HOOVES! A stallion's dignity!"

"Erm..." Twilight looked between them. "Do you know each other?"

"YES!" Both of them hollered, trying to kill each other with glares.

"Ok, ok..." Twilight quietly spoke as Celestia smiled.

"Blueblood, please go to Sugar Cube Corner. Pinkie Pie will be waiting for you." Celestia turned to Spike. "Spike, I want you to lead him there."

"Ok, Princess! You can count on me!" Spike cheered. NOT LIKE THE BLUEBLOOD BRUTE! His brain added. Spike soon led Blueblood down to Sugar Cube Corner, and the door made a merry jingling sound as it opened. They were greeted by a blue earth pony with a bright pink mane.

"Welcome to Sugar Cube Corner, where everything is- oh, hello there, Spike!"

Spike waved back. "Hello, Ms. Cake. This is the helper that I was talking about." He jabbed his thumb in the direction of Blueblood.

"Really?" Ms. Cake brought out a gem-covered cupcake. "Thanks, Spike. I knew I could count on you."

Spike's eyes opened wide as he took it in his shaky claws. "Wow... thank's, Ms. Cake. You're too kind."

Blueblood coughed. "Erm, hello? I need to help out in a place that I hate?" He grunted.

"Oh, sorry dear. I'll show you your boss for the day, as Twilight called it." She led him upstairs and knocked on a pink door with 3 balloons.

"Pinkie? Are you in there-" The door flew open, and a pink blur stopped in front of Blueblood, revealing Pinkie Pie smiling and bouncing.

"Are you the new pony? You've gotta be the new pony because I got a twitchy tail and jelly hooves which means that there is a new pony that will live here but not long so we need to throw you a Welcome Party! And since you're gonna work for me for today I need to introduce myself! I'm Pinkie Pie and I LOOOVE to throw PARTIES and you're gonna help me throw parties and bake cupcakes and cookies but I don't even know your name what's your name?"

Blueblood blinked. "What?"

"I saaaid, what's your name?" Pinkie Pie repeated.

"Uh... Blueblood?"

"Great!" Pinkie dragged him down the stairs and into the kitchen. "We're gonna have a great time!"

Blueblood groaned.

" - but I said that I like Cherry Chunga more than Chimi Cherry, so Chimi Cherry chunga was my new invention, which is the mix of Cherry Chunga and Chimi Cherry, but then I thought of making Chimi Cherry chunga Chimi Chunga instead! So then I made - "

Blueblood was going crazy by the second.

" - with some salt and butter, that will make the perfect Chimi Cherry Chinese Chewy Chunga EVER! So then that Chinese pony bought the Chimi Cherry Chinese Chewy Chunga for lots of bits, and he also got the Chimi Cherry chunga and the Chimi Cherry and the Cherry Chunga and -"

Blueblood chanted to himself. Just stir the cookie batter, and find a happy place. Just stir the cookie batter...

" - then I busted all of my bits on that fair in Canterlot when Twilight brought us there, so then instead I got a toy manticore, and the guy saw me and recognised me as the inventor of Chimi Cherry Chinese Chewy Changing Chunga! And so I go the manticore free -"

Blueblood's left eye twitched.

"Princess, are you sure you want to do this?" Twilight worried.

"Oh sure... besides, I'm not the princess. I'm Sunny Skies." 'Sunny Skies' winked, and took a plate in her mouth. "and I will be your friend from Bailmare, living here until my... 'home' has finished renovation."

"If you're sure-"

"Twilight. " Celestia-now-turned-into-Sunny Skies reassured her. "Have you ever seen me fail? I'll be fine."

"AAAAHHHH!!"

"What's wrong?" Ms. Cake ran into the room, seeing Pinkie worriedly waving a hoof in front of Blueblood's face, who was lying on the floor in a foetal position. He seemed to be murmuring Chimi Cherry Chunga Chinese Chewy Change Cherry...

"Pinkie Pie!" Pinkie turned to face Ms. Cake.

"Have you been telling him your 'Chunga Cherry' story?"

"Oh..." Pinkie smiled guiltily. "Whoopsy."