Blueblood the spiteful

A loud bang startled Blueblood from his sleep. His head pounds as he desperately grasps at his consciousness. He remembered bathing the pigs... falling into the mud puddle and having the pigs to stomp all over him. Then... He passed out. He concluded that Discord sent him back, being the only one who could teleport him to his room so soon without waking him up.

A muffled shout snapped him out of his thoughts. He listened closely...

"The... has been... doubled..."

What does that mean? He managed to wonder before his door flew open. Luna herself stood in the doorway.

"BLUEBLOOD! THE AMUSEMENT HAS BEEN DOUBLED! HUZZAH!"

"Gah!" Blueblood placed both hooves on his head, only for his horn to poke it.

"Ow! Huh..." He felt his horn, silently thanked Discord for returning his horn, knowing that he could have kept it.

He was snapped back into reality when Luna flung a suit at him.

"Put this on, then meet me outside." She said before closing the door.

Luna paced the halls, waiting for Blueblood to come out. Soon, the door creaked open, but nopony stepped out. Luna soon got impatient.

"Well? Come out!"

Blueblood stepped out, and the two guards at his door burst into laughter. Luna placed a hoof on her mouth to attempt to stop the giggling, but she failed, and joined the laughter.

"Pph... PHUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Blueblood was wearing a banana suit.

You can imagine.

"Stop laughing!!!"

One of the guards took out a banana from his saddlebag and smashed it on Blueblood's head.

"OW! What the hay was that for?"

Luna managed to suppress her giggle long enough to answer. "I gave the guards saddlebags full of banana's. If you try to order anypony around, even the maids, you will be bashed on the head."

While Blueblood was putting on the Banana suit...

"Guards."

"Yes, your Highness." The guards stood to full attention, saluting the Princess.

"I need you to wear this." Two midnight blue saddlebags were levitated out, each bearing Luna's cutiemark. "These are filled with banana's, and I want you to smash Blueblood on the head when he behaves snobbish. Got it?"

"Yes, your Highness." The guards bowed and placed the saddlebags on their backs.

"Remember, smash the banana's." Luna then began to pace the halls.

That ought to teach him to respect the Princess of the Night...

"My punishment is simple." Luna giggled. "As long as you behave like a good pony, you'll be fine."

"And no washing your mane."

Blueblood died on the inside.

He walked around, constantly reminded of his banana suit from all of the sniffled giggles he heard. Walking down the hallway was torture. Soon, a pony couldn't take it anymore.

"HAHAHAHAHA! You look ridicules! Hahaha!" One of the cooks laughed as Blueblood walked by. Immediately, his prissy prince attitude kicked in.

"Shut it, commoner! Do not laugh at you prince, or else I can make your life very miserableeEEAAAAOOOWW!!!"

The other guard levitated out a banana, and bashed it on his flank. This only made the cook laugh harder.

What he didn't know was that Luna planted hidden camera's over the kitchen.

And the garden.

And the castle.

Meanwhile...

"Buahahahaha!" Luna laughed as she pressed the buttons on her controller harder. "Die, silverfish! Now I will finally go through the Ender Portal... INTO THE END!!!!!"

Somepony knocked on the door, but Luna was too engrossed to care.

"Sister, I brought you some cookies!" Celestia had a spring to her step as she walked towards Luna. Luna growled, not wanting to be disturbed. Celestia was oblivious to that fact, and placed the cookies in front of her.

"Luna... LUNA!" Celesta poked Luna with her hoof.

Instead of Luna, Nightmare Moon turned around, with saliva dripping through her fangs.

"AAAAAARRGGH!!!!"

After Celestia ran out of her room, Luna took of her helmet and fake fangs.

"Works every time... "

"OW! Stop!"

"Cut it!"

The castle was filled with the sound of bashing banana's, and Blueblood's screams of pain. Soon, the sun set and the moon raised, and the guards escorted (forced) Blueblood back to his room.

"Owowowowowow..."

The guards closed the door, and took out the remaining banana's.

"I'm hungry."