[CR DD&AH] 30Min Writing Challenge #2

One day in the summer of 83 Rainbow dash was having one of the greatest days she had ever had. The birds were singing, the sun was shining, and the porthole of blood was leaking nicly. “Man I really love the bloody prothole.” rainbow dahs yelled out as if she was hit in the head with a brick. Suddenlly she heard a sound that she had never heard before. I was like the sound that a cat would make after sex. She quickly turned around and coming out of the porthole was a big, blood covered, swirly sucker with her name on it. She thought to herself “Man that thing look WAY past cool!” So she did what any pegapony would do….She reached out and grabed it. To her suprise she was pulled into the bleeding porthole. The pony leg connected to the sucker stretched farther and farther into the vortex of blood she was being pulled into. She at the time saw everything she had ever done forming around her covered in blood. Then with the speed of a lion in heat everything went black.

    Rainbow dash woke up to the sound of screams. She slowly opened her eyes to find herself….In candy land! He jaw dropped to the chocolate ground. “I don’t beleave this! It’s like Pinkie pies dream town or something!” She looked around to see if there was any pony else here. She saw no pony other then one standing over by a snickers bus wringing her hands together.(yes her hooves turned into hands) “Hello?” Rainbow dash called out. The pony slowly looked you in the face rainbow dash. She looked right into your face. It was the EVIL and hated Sunset Shimmer! She looked down and on the ground was a plundger. IT was not just any plunger….it was the plunger on destiny. They both looked up at one another and begain to run toward it. They got closer and closer racing to get the PLUNGER OF DESTINY! When out of nowhere right as they both got to about three feet of the plunger pinkie pie poofed infrunt of them. “HEY DASHIE! NOT YOU WILL DIE!” She giggled.

    Rainbow dash was tossing and turning in her cloud beed when everyponies favorite pony slowly flowted threw her floor. She looked dow and whispered in her ear……”cup cakes”

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