[CR DD&AH] 30Min Writing Challenge #2

The sky was darkened with bombers filling the american sky above. Its once blue endless ocean was now aluminum and black with the exhaust of quad engine smoke. Rainbow Dash was on the ground looking up at americas final fate. Ron Paul was waiting for everybody to get in the bunker under ground, red lights reading ‘It’s Happening’ flashed on the under ground walls that lead to the bunker clearing. The new United socialist soviet russians that colapsed in the 1980’s were fighting back western agression full force with this un-suprising attack. Lets be honest we all saw this coming. Ron paul grabbed the rest of the ponies and hid them well, there were no rooms for unicorns or pegasai. Twilight Sparkle who was still above ground was running and trampling everything in the streets. This was the end, her things were packed, her friends were presumed to be in the bunker or dead, Rainbow dash was a cunt still, and she in her midst of running had been trampling the love letters and gifts Trixie and Sunset shimmer had sent to her. The russian eclipse was closer, the bunker was locked, the dirty tiny unicorns and ruffled feathered pegasai were all going to die and it was because Ron Paul’s favorite pony was apple jack. As soon as the darkness was over the american and teleported in pony town the last of the light of the sun had been taken up. But it was not what Twilight thought it was, with a shreek of terror she had accepted her death and was a peace untill a god like voice spoke. “Initiating directive seven, three, nine five! Destroy all communists!” Twilight opened her eyes slowly to see a giant robot who was steaming with patriotism all over. It took a step forward and crushed fluttershy to death, her blood and guts smashing every where under the large foot of the 5 story tall robot. “Liberty Prime is online!” The god like voice said and a lazer bursted into the air, cyan and white, cutting each bomber down out of the sky with one fatal sweep of energy. Liberty primes job had been filled. The robot lifted its leg up and used a regular sized plunger which was very small pinched in his matalic fingers and scraped worst pony off his giant metal shoe.”Communism is a lie” The giant said peeling the piss colored flappy shit horse that i hate off and left as soon as it came, victorious.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH.