[CR DD&AH] 30Min Writing Challenge #2

Hey sunshit shimmer!” said dash, walking ino school one day. “like what up yo?” said sunset, doing her best 80’s impression for 1980’s day. Dash replies “Pinkie clogged up the toilet in the girls bathroom again with her giant glitter can. I need help getting it out.” sunset says” like ewwww guh, that pinki bitch. so grody……..” dash roolls her eyes “whaatev’s. just help me “. Sunset walks into the bathroom with dash, grabbing a plunger. sunset”ugh, here ill plunge it down” dash (under her breath) Ill plunge -you- down after this….. “ “what was that?” asked sunset. “nothing!” said dash, just clean that up already, flafflle judus….” sunset replied with “ugh…….whateves” and she plungered the mess down. MY GLITTER!!!!! “ PINKIE SCREAMED at the top of her tiny lungs, cracking windows in the whole building. She instantly went pinkanina mode on both of them. “you two 80’s talking bozo biyches!! you know HOW MUCHglitter I had in there!? millileters! thats atleast $2 worth! its fuicking on! “ she takes a shard from one of the cracked windows and using it likes a knife lunges at the two girls. “whoah!” says dash. chill the chili beans out pinkie!” “like yaaaarg seriously, like take some like meds like you know? like go- “ pinkie silences sunshit shimmer with the glass shard then drops it, smiling at dash and holds her hand. “ahhhhh…..that s better! ^_^ that totally made the chat happy since sunsets such a dumb villian anyway! wanna help me hide thwe body dashie? -hugs her- “well, I gots me this plunger…….yo……” dashie replies. With great effort, the two flush sunsetshimmers body down the toilet. pinkie says “wow dash, you’re -really good- at flushing bodies down toilets :D” “lol” says dash “I did this to that flash brad guy a few days ago after he kept trying to serenade me at my woindow. dosent…...er didnt he know that im a total dyke? fuuuck” “ooooohh true dat holmes” a happy pionkie replied. you like rubbing kitties as much as me -hugs-” . dash giggled as the two walked out of the bathroom, both humming a toon “wheel in the sky keeps on tuurnin, and I dont know which way Itll be tomooorrooow” “holy 21 jigawatts :O” pinkie said. “is that principal celestia and vice principal luna holding hands?! Sure enough, they were holding hands, being all romantic and shit. “hang on, I got this….” dash said, throwing the plunger. “hey authority figures! “ both turn around and the plunger lands inbetween celestias legs, stuck to her crotch. “hahaha! plunger penis! plunger penis!” giggled pinkie as celestia wiggles the plungers handle  like a wooden wang of wrongmess. celestia and luna look at eachother then decided something “well, weve used worse” said luna as they started rubbing kitties, with celestia using the handle  pet and brush luna’s kitty happily. Dash and pinkie just stare in confused delight. dash” you thinking what Im thinking?” “I think so dash, but where are we gonna find corpses for the ritual?” dash says”no you dolt, we need to end the story like yo” pinkie nods in agreement. “yeah we totally should. hey derptime, is our time up yet? it is? awww I wanted to do more plunger jokes, like that one thing you do, when you get a rat stuck in the sink, and you reeeeeeeaaally gotta use iut to shove it outta there” dash says “pppssst, I used to teabag womp rats at home in my old 82 tiefight,aint no big thang. “true dat holmes “ said pinkie as they rubbed kitties together happily, and cuddle up happily.