[CR DD&AH] 30Min Writing Challenge #2

Miss Rainbow “Danger” Dash awoke one morning to finde <- OLAY! a small note had been left on her bedsite ….. by her late night lover. Se picked it up being careful to hold it far enough away from yher face she could make it out. The letter read “ if you want your lead pony badge back the you need to come to the shagbag this evening at 18:00” Rainbow stood quickly upset by the trechery that thad taken place. She had just been awarded the honor or “INTERNATIONAL MARE OF MYSTERY” and had taken the wheel of a world of danger, and spoying which she knew all too well. This was her lead pony badge, and by celestia she was going to get it )(and get a shag in of course)

That night she went down to ri.. where she was told to meet. The Shagbag er some shit.  she walked in and was flanked (heh) by her regulr escorts who she had to (sadley) turn down… for now that is. She walked down to the bar and ordered a drink. After a few minutes the same mare as the night before andwho had stolen her badge came to sit alongside her. Neither made eye contcat for a while. Finnally dash looked over and gave a sirk-frown.. ouch and said quietly “That wasn’t very grroooovy baby.. no”  The other mare looked back to her. “Pfft, like I had a choice. After last night all I wanted was another go-around oin the morinin.” she siged “Sadley I had a job to do. and I always do my hjob. (Sorry made a period joke) ...not here… just nvm)) “Job?” dash replied. “Yeah, That Dr.ShitSunSoyShimmerbitch hired me to do it.” She smiled “ You ain’t gonna hold a grudge are ya babby?” just about as dash was going to reply a small dart hit the late night mare in the fucking face killing her instantly. dashed turned o just barley made out the whipping of a firey tale.

Rainbow dash climbs the stairs and follwos in daring puruist (no one is going to take her lead pony badge.) She turned a corner to find am … er shitshitstormtits sitting in small pod holding a puffy white cat in her hoovs. Rainbow spoke loudly “We meet once again Dr.EvalBitchSimmersHotSunnyDays GIVE ME MY BADGE” Sum1shitsGlitter sirks lightly. “I do not think so. She presses a small button and the poid begins to get lifted into the ceiling and off. Halfway up it gets stuck so she pulls out a plunger and begins smacking the shit up and… well I guess it works beceause it starts rising. As she is falling into the ceiling. “If you want it you are gonna have to come get it. in the future… well in 10 years.. mid 1980s… I will get bored if I am gone too long. She minaiacly laghts as her body dissappears. Dash runs outside in time to shee a giant mare burger stature get lifted into the sky. Untile next time

SINCE I DID NOT GET THE CHANCE LAST TIME!!!

YOU HAVE TO READ THIS

Meow mix song…

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowmeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow  meow meow meow meow meow mewo emwoBLARGH… ALL HAIL KAT GOD KRAZEN-ChAn.

Also…. take note…… That asia… is better than mexican cinnbar.

Final Note…. you must read this Derptime

“Wh3n1Wasalitt13fillyandth3sonwasgoindownth3darknessandtheshadowstheywouldalwaysmakemefrwon”

Hope you all enjoyed.

                  hobody enjoyed that peice of shit. -cinnabar