Dead in civilization

"I must admit Twilight, I feel downright rotten for what happened. I tried going and apologizing to Big Mac, but Applejack wouldn't let me in. He must really be upset, or angry, or both!" Rarity sighed as slowly walked back to her house with Twilight. "I haven't seen Dead for a while. I hope she is alright."

"Shes fine Rarity." Twilight reassured. "However I do need to talk to you about her." Twilight sighed and stopped.Rarity noticed this and stopped as well.

"What the matter? Did she go back to Everfree?" Rarity said sounding concerned.

"Not entirely, I don't really know how to say this Rarity..."

"She in love with Ditzy, isn't she?" Rarity said bluntly. "I saw her leaving Ditzy's house this morning and put the pieces together."

"Oh!" Twilight jumped. "Yeah, that's kind of it. I hope this doesn't effect anything..."

"Don't worry Twilight. Even if I truly despised her going out with any other pony, I would hide it very well... No I am truly happy for Dead!" Rarity said happily as she smiled at Twilight, the smile wasn't one that was hiding sorrow, it was one that was happy and looking forward to the future. "Come now Twilight, we have much to discuss." Rarity sang as she started to move forward.

"Uh yeah..." Twilight mumbled still trying to take in what had just happened. "Rarity?" Twilight said, causing Rarity to stop momentarily.

"Yes Twilight?" Rarity called out.

"Thanks, you may not know it. But you do too much for us."

"Nonsense! No pony can ever do too much to help!" Rarity laughed as she walked, a short sprint from Twilight meant that they were side by side.

"Dead I want you to tell me!" Ditzy called out as she pounced on Dead.

"Never!" Dead laughed as she rolled over and tried to throw Ditzy off. "Its my secret!" Dead chuckled. Ditzy drove her hooves into Dead stomach and started rubbing her tummy. "No! Not belly rubs! My one weakness!" Dead helplessly flailed around. "P-Please! Stop!" Dead begged between breaths. Just as Dead started to show signs of exhaustion the hooves drew away and pinned her to the ground.

"So, will you tell me now? Or do we have to do a second round?" Ditzy warned Dead.

"No, I can't! It will warp your frail weak mind!" Dead half laughed half shouted. "Please let me go, or you will regret it!"

"II don't think you are in the position to be making threats. Now since you don't want to do it easy way. We get to do it the fun way." Ditzy ruthlessly drove her hooves back into the stomach of her captives rubbing ever sensitive spot on her stomach.

"N-No!" Dead shouted. "S-S-Stoooop ittttt! P-P-Please!" Dead begged as she tried to suppress her laughter.

"Not until you tell me! Why won't you tell me!?" Ditzy ordered.

"B-B-But... I-Its my little secret! N-Nopony knows why I have lived this long except me! Y-You can't change that." Dead laughed hysteric.

"I see... So Dead was really torn?" Rarity said with a concerned tone. "I had no idea what this was doing to her..."

"Yes, she is very much like a foal with a new toy. You offer her a new one but try and take away the old... And she cries." Twilight said flatly. "Sorry about that Rarity. Dead is a good friend and all. But I'm worried that her emotions will be the end of us all." Twilight let out a small chuckle. "Can you imagine her? Ruling over us with Ditzy at her side?"

"I think she would be a good leader... What would you do if she tried to take over Equestria?"

"Well, I don't know. What would you do?"

"Urgh, I promised her that I would side with her... But I don't know how Celestia would react to that."

"Well, I'm behind you Twilight. We friends have to stick together! Through better or worse." Rarity placed her hoof on Twilight's shoulder. "Even if it involves overthrowing the princesses..."

"I'm more worried that you are going along with it..." Twilight chuckled. "I don't think Dead is capable of being evil... Much."

"D-Ditzy! S-Stop! I-I-I Will eat your soul!" Dead howled as she flailed around like a fish out of water. The belly rubbing had been going on for an hour. Ditzy pulled her hooves away from Dead and allowed her to get up. "Thank you..." A tired Dead mumbled as she slowly got up.

"The all powerful Dead, stopped dead in her tracks with belly rubs!" Ditzy proclaimed. "At least I know what to do if you ever try and argue with me."

"You know I would never do that, and besides I'm always right." Dead proclaimed. Much to her dismay Ditzy's expression showed that she did not believe Dead. "Oh come on, try and find a time where I was wrong."

"Maybe earlier when you said you had no weakness..." Ditzy sighed happily.

"Alright, but I highly doubt the royal armies of Equestria will start defending Equestria with belly rubs." Dead sighed. "As effective tactic as it is..."

"Oh come on Dead, there are more times then that." Ditzy placed her hoof on Dead's shoulder. "Everypony can be wrong every now and then. Its what makes them ponies."

"Alright Ditzy, I'm not always right... Happy?" Dead huffed.

"Yep!" Ditzy chirped as she brought Dead in for a hug. During the hug Ditzy was close enough to whisper gently into Dead's ear. While inaudible to everpony except Dead it was enough to cause Dead to blush madly when Ditzy pulled away.

"Ditzy!" Dead shouted as she flustered. However before Dead could say anything more Ditzy quickly went in for a long passionate kiss, leaving Dead speechless and confused. However if Dead had looked out the window in the short time before the kiss got to passionate, she would have seen a cyan blue blur quickly vanish from view.