Equestria plays video games

"Umm.. Angel.. are you sure?" fluttershy asked, while angel continued to point at the game titled: OUTLAST: WHISTLEBLOWER DLC. "but-" angel pointed a gun at fluttershy, stopping her mid-sentence. "ok... you win..." fluttershy conceded. angel looked victorious, so victorious he did not notice Fluttershy's ritual. when he got over himself, it was to see fluttershy putting a blood drop on a ritual circle.

Suddenly, a portal opened above the circle, and twilight's demonic form appeared. she gave one of those corny villain laughs where the bad guy coughs at the end, (which are way overused by the way) and spawned hellish tentacles to drag angel into his worst nightmare.

"THANK YOU FOR SUMMONING ME, MORTAL FOOL!" said twilight, grinning evilly.

Fluttershy looked at her. "You owe me a favor, remember. After all, you wouldn't be here if I had let you die in my shed" she pointed out. twilight sighed.

"what is it?" she asked grudgingly.

"one. I want to stay alive here, just like I let you. two. can I borrow five bucks? Three. Thread does not contain a lapdance"

twilight sighed again, and deposited the money into fluttershy's hoof. she grumbled some rather rude things, and went off to terrorize someone else. fluttershy smiled, for she had gone straight to The lord of nightmares pinkie pie.

She sat down, and began to play outlast whistleblower.

GAME TOO GORY AND SEXUAL FOR A TEEN RATING, PLAY FOOTAGE CUT OUT OF STORY!

Fluttershy cried in the corner. So much blood. She was fine with a little bit for ritual sacrifices, but this was blasphemous. She got to her hooves shaking. Suddenly, the door opened. "You owe rainbow dash five bucks" said twilight.

"Damnit, how did you survive pinkie?"

"The same way I killed cthlulu. I sent her into her worst nightmare. Oh, and blowjobs. Lots of blowjobs"

"Damnit"

"I hear you have a new worst fear. That's good, because Summoning moletsia out of fanfiction is low, even for me. Hechois, dismentium, blaudfor, CRYARMIS!" Twilight said, drawing a circle as she spoke. The words empowered it, and she dropped a shard of souls on the circle. A howling wind grabbed fluttershy, and pulled her in.

"SHITTTT!!" Cried fluttershy, as she was consumed by ravenous undead things with sexual tendencies.

Twilight stood before the throne. She had finally consumed enough souls. She sat down. Celestia stood beside her, waiting for command. "Celestia. You have trained well in dungeons and dragons.. which is good." said twilight. "Today is the day, my faithful cultist" a load of demon tentacles that have nothing to do with porn fell from the roof of twilight's nightmare castle.

"Torus fractious, eternus, blooderg, rathora, VIDIUS, PASTIOS!!!"

Celestia began to glow and be broken apart by the demon tentacles that still have nothing it do with porn "wait... I was loyal to you just it be sacrificed?!"

"How else am I supposed to stop your bitching? It hurts me when you speak... Oh, and I will use your soul to power a master device that brings video games into our world.

"You sick fuck"

Twilight smiled "goodbye, Celestia. Oh, and I am your father"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Lyra was going at it with some guy when the rumbles started. Everyone started running. "Aw fuck, do they not wanna be raped?" She was about to start again when twilight appeared. "Hey twilight, wanna fuck?"

"Perish mortal fool.." the skies blazed, and suddenly it was raining video game characters. The happy wheels main characters crushed ponies, and wisdom gems shot everyone with wisdom-y-ness.  Snipers picked off people one by one, and helicopters went kamikaze. BLOOD BLOOD EVERYWHERE OH GOD there was even a shoop da woop somewhere in there. There was also a big office building falling on ponies, because I am too lazy not creative enough to represent the Stanley parable. Oh, and blowjobs. Lots of blowjobs

And then the mane 2 (the other four were either dead or twilight, and I am too lazy to make an excuse for applejack) were there. Rainbow dash was holding her element and rarity was fainted. Twilight killed them. (It was so fast, I didn't even write any battle scenes!)

And then suddenly spike was there. "Thank you, for when I died I shed my mortal form. I... am god" Spike glowed golden, and he had Angel wings. He shot a big laser at the shoop da woop, and exploded just about everyone. The office got nuked.

Then there was a big crash as they rammed into each other, but twilight summoned cthlulu's soul to eat his head, and ripped him apart. So twilight won.

THE END

"Twi, that story was shit"

"Well guess what spike? I was telling you that to prepare you"

"For what? Because hell no, you are NOT eating my head."

"For the conquest. Celestia made video games available to the public, and I think you are ready for one. on an unrelated note, are you sure I can't eat it?"

"Yes!"

She handed him a laptop, and left the bedroom. Spike looked at rule 34 all night long.

So all was well in the kingdom. None of that actually happened, save for the twilight being insane part, and season one comes to a close. However, since computers are available... "YO DISCORD, STAHP NARRATIN, YOU MOTHAFUKCER. OH GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY STORY?" Nothing duct tape can't fix "BUT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SENSIBLE, YOU PIECE! WAIT.. STOP TYPNG I SAY!" Le nope.

The end.

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