Equestria plays video games

ONE DAY LATER!

"This is the story of a pony named Luna."

"Heeeal yeah beeotch! Luna's back, with more powwa!!"

"Luna records stuff with me, and we watch pornographic videos late at night."

"Don't tell them that..."

"Today we play a scary game, and Luna will not be affected at all."

"Tis' true."

"The game is called deep sleep, and we are gonna have some fun. (Not that kind) The narrator & Luna... GO!"

They booted up the game, and saw it was pixelated, with a title, and a few play options.

"Luna, why did you make me play this... you know how much I hate pixelated games."

"They are all pixelated, now shut your whinehole"

They pressed play, and looked at the scene before them. a bed, some walls, and a picture. Luna clicked the bed.

-I have just woken up-

"well fuck that, I thought this game was supposed to be sleeping, not waking." they looked around, and picked a box off a dresser in the next room.

the room wilted around them, they went back a room, and saw a skeleton in the bed. The narrator screamed like a little girl who had seen Luna's sex dungeon something bad, and Luna laughed. "this game is not scary. Oh well, we have already started."

ONE WHOLE GAME LATER!

Luna was in the corner, curled up in a little ball. "no more nightmares, no more nightmares, no more nightmar..." she said on repeat, not even caring that she was pissing herself out of fright. The narrator was crying, while the computer held a picture of the title screen of deep sleep. Celestia walked in, Twilight's blood on her hooves from the latest torture machine experiment. Twilight was beside her, missing an appendage and half her ear.

"Luna? Why the fuck are you playing this crap? I told you to play CoD ghosts." said celestia angrily. Luna continued to repeat the words. Twilight walked up to the computer.

"hehheheeee... Twily play game..." the narrator whimpered. She booted it up, but the screen fizzled. static was everywhere. Twilight smiled evilly. At that moment, two things happened. the author realized this story is a sort of crackfic, and Twilight disappeared.

IN THE DEEP SLEEP!

Twilight appeared in a nightmare world, insane as ever. she saw a black figure coming towards her. she smiled.

"HELLO MOMMY! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME KNIFE?!" asked twilight with a demented smile. the shadow demon screamed, and ran for it's life, chanting a holy chant known by many as protective.

"GET THE FUCK AWAY, GET THE FUCK AWAY!" Chanted the shadow demon from the game. It was to no avail. Twilight grabbed the shadow. she punched it's face in with her ACME™ punchy hand rings. The shadow died, and twilight assumed its role as demon of nightmares.

"TROLLOLOLOLOL AHHAAHAHAH!" sang twilight, not caring that she was singing a childish troll song with the voice of a rusty gate hinge. music came from behind her to accompany her horrible singing.

BACK IN CANTERLOT!

Luna was, for once, being bitched on.

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU LET HER GET AWAY!" yelled Celestia

"because I had no choice..." muttered Luna

"GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T KILL YOU!" Threatened Celestia.

"Because I am sexy"

"RAAAAAAGGGGGEEE!" Raged Celestia.

The narrator suddenly started narrating.

"This is the story of a pony named Celestia. Celestia was high and mighty, until the narrator put her in the deep sleep."

"OH HELL NO! WHEN I GET OUT, YOU'RE FUCKED!" were Celestia's last words.

"Thanks N." said Luna.

"No problem. Let's go to a night rave."

the room turned multi colored, and a Disco song played. They danced until dawn, upon which they got high on coffee beans, and danced until midnight. That was when luna realized she loved the narrator, and thus proposed on the spot. the narrator accepted, and became the first ever non-jerky prince. THE END! (for the 2nd and not last time)

Celestia woke up. "what is this place?" she asked.

She wanted to run, but could not move. Twilight walked up. "HELLO FREINNNDDD!!!" LETS PLAY A GAME!!!!" Exclaimed twilight.

"OH SWEET JESUS NOO!! AHHHHHH!!!" Cried celestia.

Twilight was forcing Celestia to play Dungeons n' Dragons against her will in limbo, MLP now had tons of sexual references and cussing, Pinkie pie tested video games for drunkards, Twilight sparkle was a psychopathic demon of nightmares, Prince Narrator had killed himself to escape royal duties, spike was dead by suicide, and Luna was heartbroken. Hasbro wondered why so many older folk were watching their show. Oh well. Time to commence termination tuesday. As hasbro left the room, he noticed two cultists. They smiled evily. One stole his soul, while the other one held a knife to his throat. They walked inside, and turned on Hasbro's grand computer. They then activated the power bring ponies into the human world, but quickly turned it off when they saw twilight. They ran, and Hasbro got his soul back, to continue being fucked up.

Angel was being given his weekly blood sacrifice by fluttershy, when he decided to be a drug Lord. He notified fluttershy, who said it was fine if he did, on the condition he had to bring the bodies back to her for pet food and demonic rituals. He agreed, and decided to see th biggest drug dealer in town: rainbow dash.

LATER!

angel bought his drugs, but rainbow dash got him a deal. He brought a game home to fluttershy. Something called outlast whistleblower DLC. (Rainbow dash is a troll, isn't she?)