Big Mac Attack!

by Scootsalot

Workin' Where Now? (Applejack)

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"BIG MACINTOSH!" Applejack called. "TIME FOR YER CHORES!"

Big Mac had just laid down in a pile of hay inside the barn. He had locked the door to ensure that nobody would come inside. Despite his size and endurance, Big Mac can get tired too. Sadly, he had been worked to the bone the past few weeks. Apparently, nopony in Ponyville can do their own work without the help of everyponies 'big, lovable, quiet, and dependable' stallion.

He merely sighed as he cuddled with the bit of hay that he had collected for his well deserved rest.

Fluttershy had him rebuild her entire chicken coop, fence, and part of her cottage. Then she had the nerve to make him come inside and help clean! Big Mac was happy to listen to the lonely mare as he dusted the knick-knacks and random paraphernalia.

Twilight had him completely redo her library, move the bookcases around and take all of the books from the shelves to be brought upstairs. He never knew that books could weigh so much.

Rarity had Big Mac come by to help her pull all of her dresses into Canterlot. She took a chariot while he had to climb up the steep mountain. It was nearly impossible! But he made it and Rarity completely ignored him once he got there. Only a sneering smile and an insincere thanks.

Pinkie Pie had to be the absolute worst. She had him come to a party and try and find out which hat she was hiding in. There were three very large hats and Pinkie Pie hid in one of them, or so she told Big Mac. He mentally strained himself trying to find which one she was hiding in. Only to his surprise when it was nothing but a huge prank. The working stallion didn't appreciate pranks.

Rainbow Dash had done the same thing, except she did something far worse. She hid Big Mac's favorite doll, Smartypants. He looked high and low for his favorite little stuffed animal. Yet he couldn't find her. Then to his surprise when Rainbow Dash fell from a nearby apple tree laughing her head off about how he was in such a frantic state to find it. Big Mac definitely didn't appreciate that.

Applejack has just been running him ragged with all of the chores she thrust upon him. Since it was her 'time of the month' she wasn't able to do any chores without hurting somepony or destroying some of the crop. He was forced to do everything. That only added to the physical stress and not to mention Applejack has been treating him horribly as he worked. Calling him names, critiquing his work, and even throwing apple juice on him when he said he was thirsty! Ooh, Big Mac was on the edge of insanity. All he wanted was to rest!

"BIG MACINTOSH!" Applejack's annoying voice called. "COME SCRUB THE KITCHEN FLOOR FOR YER SISTER!"

Big Mac's eyes were bloodshot and he had a bit of a vien sticking from the top of his head. All he wanted was some rest! If he didn't get it soon, he might explode!

There was a loud beating on the barn door, "MAC! MAC! MAC! YA' IN THERE? MAC MAC MAC!" Applejack yelled.

Big Mac roared in frustration and leaped through the wooden barn door! The sudden eruption from the big stallion made Applejack fly backwards and land on her rump with a terrified yell.

"STOP WITH YER BELLY-ACHIN' APPLEJACK!" Big Mac roared. "CAN'T'CHA LET YER BROTHER SLEEP FOR TEN SECON'S?"

Applejack thought for a moment. "Mmm." She looked at Big Mac with a frown. "Nah."

He roared yet again and he found a rather large splinter of wood that he had knocked from the barn door, he took it up into his mouth and looked down at Applejack.

"Now, Mac..? What are ye' plannin' do with that?" Applejack nervously inquired.

Big Mac merely reared back and stabbed the large plank of splintered wood straight through his little sister's abdomen making her squirm and scream with pain. Blood simply squirted from every direction as her eyes went wide.

"AAAAAAAAH!" Applejack yelled with horror and extreme pain.

"SHUT UP, APPLEJACK!" He reared back and stomped with all his weight onto his little sister's skull. Her brains and skull pieces went everywhere and Big Mac was smiling with triumph at finally ending his sister's ranting for good. Some of the pieces of skull and some spats of blood landed in his mane and coat, leaving most of it on his hooves. Brain matter littered the area infront of the barn...

"Finally," Big Mac said, "I can get some rest!" He trotted back into the barn while pulling Applejack's corpse by her tail, trailing a horrible mess of blood and fragments of her head behind.

He threw the corpse into a nearby thresher, putting the head so delicately next to the blades and putting some hay ontop of it to make it look like an accident. He went up the ladder to get onto the second floor of the barn and he cuddled with another pile of hay.

Sighing deeply, he smiled as he drifted off to sleep.

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