Later that day, Dash woke up and got out of bed. "I wonder if Derpy survived the fall? I fucking hope not." Dash said as she flew into the living room. Her front, left hoof was out of action for a while. She flew into the kitchen and got a small breakfast and flew outside to kick the few clouds. After completing her morning routine, Dash went back to her house and looked at the ground for either a dead pony, or box remains. She only found box remains.

"Eh, at least she's okay." Dash said. She flew up to her house and found another box on her doorstep. Same size. Same markings. Unlike earlier, Dash wasn't as pissed. She cut the box open and opened it. She pulled out the the foam and inside was Derpy. Only this time she wielded a fire hose. Before she knew it, Dash was shot in the face with the water. The force pushed her through the door and into the living room. Eventually, Dash was pinned against the wall, still being sprayed with water.

"Hahaha! Rainbow Dash is wet! HAHAHA!" Derpy laughed.

Dash was pissed. And not 'you stole my bits' pissed, but 'you lit my baby on fire' pissed. "AHHH!!" Dash yelled, her war face in full effect, and charged at Derpy. Dash was in tunnel vision. Nothing mattered, except to destroy Derpy. She charged at full speed, papers and loose objects flying all over the place. Just before Dash made contact with Derpy, she stubbed her hoof, the same fucking one by the way, on the living room end table and went flying into Derpy. Dash collided into her and they both fell to the floor, Dash on top of Derpy.

"Hi Rainbow Dash." Derpy said in a cheery voice, as if nothing happened.

Dash was pissed beyond belief, but decided to just cooperate and hope Derpy would just explode or leave. Preferably explode. "Hi. Hi Derpy."

"How are you?"

"Gee, I was just sprayed with a high power water-cannon. I've stubbed my hoof to the point that it needs medical attention. You woke me up. I'd say pretty fucking fantastic!" Dash said, trying to use as much sarcasm as possible.

"That's good." Derpy replied. A long silence passed. A LONG fucking silence. "Well see ya."

Dash sat with her mouth agape. All of the pain, anger, and commotion for this. She decided to give up on everything. She stood up, lead Derpy to the door, closed the door, and went to a wall. She began to bash her head against the wall. She didn't stop.

Author's Note

Don't Do Drugs Kids!