The Adventures Of Bill The Changeling & The Trinity Of Evil

'' AGGHHHHHHHHH !!! '' I woke up from my dead slumber, the dreams of Rainbow Dash made my organs shiver and squirm. The others looked at me, looks like I interrupted another lecture. I would of loved to sleep on this black stone but it looks like I have more evil to do. Evil dead and Flower beam seemed to knocked out asleep, I wish I was asleep with them. Starkiller stood starring at me with a red pointer towards a little cottage near Ponyvile. A big X crossed it with a red marker, I could feel his steaming red eyes fall on my own.

'' Well at least somebody is awake ! '' he yelled in the dry air.

'' Come brother ! on light of recent events I have come up with a plan to take Ponyvile ! listen up. After careful surveillance Iv'e come up with our ideal target, a lonely little cottage that holds a shy mare Fluttershy ! we take her for ransom and boom we get the town ! '' I cringed already noticing various hols in his plot. I felt my throat close as thoughts of Fluttershy's kicks to my face, I swear the quiet ones kick the hardest.

'' Very well mi'lord '' I said gritting my teeth.

'' MU HA HA HA HA soon ! soon Ponyvile will be ours ! go to the armory and fetch our armor we ride for Fluttershy ! MU HA HA HA HA HA ! ''. I gathered the mark 2 stealth armor, a leather and black fabric suit with night-vision goggles. The suit clung to my body for dear life, Starkiller looked like a circus freak it would be hard to sneak when your a eight foot mask wearing ( soon to be ) overlord. We walked into their garage, a large row of carriages and and vehicles all painted black, red, or silver I wonder how much money they had and how the came upon it ? Starkiller trotted over a sliver and black motor-carriage with what looked like black wings on the back.

'' Get in '' he jumped into the carriage and I soon followed behind. We zipped threw the cave entrance and out into the woods, the moon barley lighting our. It took awhile of awkward silence before I turned on the radio loud death metal blared in the woods as we came upon the cottage. We settled on a hill adjacent from the little cabin, Starkiller pulled out from a black sack, a easy twelve foot long sniper rifle.

'' Ugh sir whats that for ? '' I asked gawking at the giant stallion adjusting the long, steel gun.

'' Umm . . .just for protection, you know if anything goes south '' he said with a nonchalant tone. I decided not to question it anymore, it would do no good. I took out my binoculars at starred threw window at the yellow mare, looking small and shy even alone. She seemed to be feeding a rabbit of some kind, she rabbit threw back the salad in her face. What was it about her ? she seemed to get more beautiful each time I saw here, my hatred grew for her.

'' Get in their friend '' Starkiller said. My cheeks blushed at he words.

'' WHAT WHY !?! '' I yelled. he slapped me on my head.

'' You know . . .surveillance here take this '' he handed me a needle with green goo in it. It was a tranquilizer, I would have to get right up close to her to knock her out. I winced at the idea, remembering the day she kicked me in my . . .family jewels. I took a breath of courage and sniffed the rosy air.

'' ( Sigh ) Lets do this '' I stood up and pulled down my night vision goggles and ran down the hill towards her home. Threw my ear piece I could hear Starkiller say a resounding ' Huzzah ! '. Like a shadow I crept and creep-ed my threw her garden and up her chime as I slide threw the stone structure I could hear laughter and other voices ! I stopped right over the ash and listened to their stories and laughter.

'' So what are we going to do about that ' Trinity of Evil '' gang or whatever, I mean that changeling guy is bad news '' I cringed at Rainbow Dash's voice. They went on and on how they could solve the problem called me, this went of for a good twenty minutes. My arms started to wobble and my hooves grew numb and unbearable. I was gonna fall and before I did I had to change into . . .

SWOOOOSH !

'' Princess Celestia ? twilight answered, I put on my best impersonating voice and shrugged off that I had shot threw the chime.

'' Oh umm . . .yes darling you know just a midnight stroll you know nothing strange HA HA HA HA '' I laughed it off awkwardly dusting off the ash and soot.

'' Ugh okay . . .well come and have some tea with us ! '' said Twilight as she gestured towards me. Before I could say no she sat me down and put a cup of tea in front of me, it smelled of maple leaves. Their eyes pressured me to drink it and so I did, I had to be careful because I couldn't hold up my image for long.

'' Ha ha I'm sorry girls but I must speak with Fluttershy for a moment please excuse us ha ha ha '' with more awkward laughter I grabbed Fluttershy and headed outside ignoring Twilight's obvious frown.

'' Ugh did something happen Celestia ? '' she asked in her weak tone.

'' Ha ha ha nothing darling now sleep '' I plunged the needle in her arm and piled her on my now normal back and ran off into the night. Seconds later The six came out calling for Celestia and Fluttershy, I'm pretty sure that they now know that It wasn't the real Celestia. I ran up the hill and threw Fluttrshy's sleeping body into the back and with a splitting grin Starkiller drove us outta their, my blood still pumping.

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We all starred at Fluttershy as Flower beam slapped her up. She clearly did not know where she was because she stared crying and sobbing for here friends.

'' No, no please don't cry '' I ran o here aid but Flower beam slapped me away.

'' MU HAHAHAHA ! good, good now Fluttershy tell us what you know about the RUSSIANS ! '' Starkiller slammed his hoof into the ground, wait whats a Russian ?

'' I, . . i don't know what your talking about I JUST WANNA GO HOME ! '' She cried. I wanted to comfort her but I don't think that would've been a good idea.

'' Fine then, Flower beam get the feathers MU HAHAHAHAH ! '' he and Flower beam exchanged a laugh as she got out a ivory box with falcon feathers in it. She grabbed one and held it under Fluttershy's hoof.

'' TELL US CELESTIA'S SECRETS ! '' He yelled at her.

'' I don't know anything ! '' the hissed back. Starkiller gave a nod of approval to Flower beam and she . . . .started gliding the feather against her hoof making Fluttershy cry with laughter.

'' HA HA HA STOP IT ! It's tickling me ! HAHAHAH ''. But Flower beam did not yield.

'' HAHAHAHAH ! YES SUFFER FOOL, SUFFER HAHAHAH ! '' he continued to laugh. I slumped down in my black marble chair and sighed at the laughing mare.