Chapter 4: Bill the conqueror

To my dismay I slipped awake on the marble table, hours and hours of constant and laughter from Fluttershy. Flower beam finally stopped with Fluttershy's so called torture. Her body had exhausted and limp from hours of laughter, Starkiller stood over her with his cape flowing in the wind tho we had no windows open.

'' HAHAH Very well thank you for the information darling, now ! we have no use for you Flower beam dispose of her '' he said wiping his head towards me and Evil dead. Flower beam hit a gigantic red button sending Futtershy skyrocketing out of the roof of the cave screaming a soft ' WEEEEEEE ! ' all the way.

'' Dear brothers and sisters we have the information we need hahahah !, all of Ponyvile with be in the main square this evening for the summer festival. We shall strike then and their in the HEART OF THE CITY ! MU HAHAHAH ! '' His cape now jetting the high winds.

'' Ugh . . . .whatever you say sir '' I said picking at my scabs.

'' Eat well today for we are ramming ourselves in our enemy's fortress '' Evil dead shot waving his hooves in the air in approval. The three of us went into the armory for what must be our glories battle, lets just say I wasn't feeling it. As we walked threw the black marble halls war music blared, I guess we really were going off to war. After we approached the armory Starkiller pressed a button and the wall flipped around reveling machine guns, swords, bazookas, javelins, pistols, mini guns, shields and maces. My eyes grew and a smile cracked across my face.

'' Load up children ! '' Starkiller thew on a leather coat and strapped on two bazookas and at least three swords on his back, he put on a pair of thick black glasses over his mask. He threw me and the others the same outfit it reminded me of a bad science fiction movie I mean my Clestia was it tacky ( wink wink, hint hint ). Flower beam to towards a pair of silver and gold short swords with a ak-p7 strapped on her back. I heard sick laughter coming from Evil dead.

'' HAHAHAHAH ! IT'S ALIVE, MY BABY DARLING'S ALIVE !! HAHAHAH ! '' He ran out of a dark room with a twenty foot long bazooka / mini gun hybrid. Missiles and gun barrels jutted out in weird angles and positions all in a nice silver and yellow finish. He seemed like a child in a candy store now. I didn't have a heart for big guns or steel swords, I picked up a dinky little pocket knife. Starkiller slapped it out of my hooves and wanted me to try again.

This time thinking about the coolness factor I chose a twenty foot sword that had a gun attachment in the hilt. I pressed a pink button his hoof guard and the blue went aflame in brilliant blue flames, barley singing the top of Starkillers war helmet.

'' Come worriers ! to Ponyvile HAHAHAHAH ! '' Screamed Starkiller as we all piled into a little white van, we were headed for Ponyvile. Evil dead started playing black metal threw the radio, giving me goosebumps down my spine. The night was heavy with a warm overtone, the air was like a sheet of warmness. The stars over head burned into the sky with a fiery passion as if the were dying and this was their last call for help.

The town hurried into view and the bright orange, yellow and pink lights danced along the buildings, Starkiller wasn't kidding the whole town was in the square. Pony's danced and cheered with glee, kids ran and played threw the streets and their parents exchanging memories of the past with each other. They sipped on flavored juice and wine, soda and punch I ground my teeth at the sight I suppose my time with Chyrasils has made me jaded . . .perhaps.

My eyes fell on Rarity, Rainbow dash, Flutershy, Applejack, Pinkie pie blowing whistles and pounding on drums like a certain Lonelyjack. We flowed out of the van with weapons at our sides.

'' Pony's of Ponyvile we have come to conquer you now KNEEL BEFORE THE TRINITY OF EVIL MU HAHAHAHA ! '' He stood on top of the van swinging his bazooka's around. The various pony's ran into their homes and locked the doors leaving the mane six with us. They got up and glided towards us, I could feel Applejacks gaze on me.

'' HA ! you think you can take us on HA ! go back home before this gets ugly '' Rainbow Dash scoffed at us.

'' Very well if this is your final decision YOU WILL BE DESTROYED ! '' yelled Starkiller. Out of nowhere Evil Dead slide in front of the six and fired his doomsday weapon.

'' I HOPE YOU LIKE LEAD ! '' The buildings around them vanished leaving rubble and flames, guessing this was my Que to attack I clumsily turned on my sword. A sudden gush of pain shot inside me as I slammed against a lamp post.

'' YOU BURNED MY ORCHID YOU, YOU BIG JERK ! '' She threw a ax at my head barley chipping my cheek bone, I got and drew my sword and rushed at her, she grabbed out another one and clashed with mine. Her blunt metal forced my back away, I shot at her hooves to try to knock her down to the ground. He dodged them and threw another ax at me, it nearly found itself into mt knee. I brushed it of and took a large swipe at her waste.

She jumped up in the air and kicked me down into the mud. She took off her at and threw it at me, I barley blocked it with my sword and it flew back to apple's hooves.

'' Jeez what is that made of ?! '' I yelled with mud in my mouth.

'' 100 percent pure steel YEE HA ! '' she ran towards me with her hat swinging, I could hear choir music blast in my ears, I rushed towards her our blades clashing. I glanced at Evil Dead shooting buildings and landmarks with his god gun while dodging Rainbows dash's swipes at him.

'' Come on I thought you were fast ! HAHAHA ! '' He yelled with eminence happiness he pointed his gun barrels at Dash and fired, hot white and yellow flashes from the muzzle flashed on his face. Dash dodged them all and her hoof landed in his face sending hi into a cupcake shop. Applejack slashed at my lower hoofs but I dodged and flew up on a surrounding building. My eyes fell upon Flower beam duel wielding her swords as Rarity and pinkie their their hooves at her, she dodged them all and kicked Rarity in the face sending her plummeting down on the street.

Flower beam flew up above Pinkie pie and slammed herself into the mare, the two fell into a bakery. Taking huge breaths I glanced at Starkiller dodging and avoiding Twilight's magic spells, while he fired randomly into the air. The air around them distorting and fragmenting. The roof under me erupted into spectacular flurry of ruble, I'm glad I have wings. Applejack came with a look of pure anger on her face, if I was a lesser pony I would ran away. She took huge slashes at me and out of instinct I slashed towards her hoof.With a faint scream he double back holding her burned hoof. I didn't want to hurt anypony I was just along for the ride.

'' Uhh are you okay ? . . . . '' I trotted towards her for help until BANG. My face collided with the pavement on the street. I saw Starkiller land next to me, then Evil dead, then flower beam. We all go up but the mane six stood across from us with stern faces.

'' Were turning you into Celestia ! '' Twilight spoke with her crown on and her wings wide.

'' Hmmm yes . . . .we'll go quietly, FLOWER BEAM HIT THE SMOKE ! '' Starkiller yelled at flower beam. She drew a pad and pressed a button, the surrounding are around us blew up in smoke. Starkiller grabbed evil dead and ran towards the forest, I grabbed Flower beam and put her on my shoulders leaving the expensive weapons in the road. As I ran I thought to myself about my new family of villains and a smile slowly split my mouth as I herd the curses of Rainbow Dash behind us.