Hello dear readers and fellow lovers of ponies. This story is probably the most horrible thing you will ever read. It is crazy and disturbing and downright random. I PROMISE. I ABSOLUTELY PROMISE THAT THIS COULD POSSIBLY MAKE YOU GO INSANE BY THE SHEER STUPIDITY. Still here? You are a brave soul....*evil laugh here* This is the tale of the ugly alicorn Princess Peter and his many adventures in an above average day in Ponyville. Hilarity promised.