the lonely minecraftian

Everything in the world of Minecraftia, was different from the world of Equestria. Steve learned that the hard way. One thing you should always do before explaining your world to some aliens, is find out how theres work first, unless you might - in this case - get a deadly energy bolt to the face, stomach, legs, and, well, basically the entire body.

Steves explaining himself....

(Steves P.O.V.)

"For starters, I don't think this is a great welcome" I said.

"Tell us why you are here and why you try to kill Celestia!" a purple unicorn said.

"Ok, first of all, I have no idea who this 'Celestia' is, and second, I have no idea why I am here" I said. with an tone of annoyance

"What? but we saw you throw that sword into the Princess' chest!" some blue horse with wings said.

So far, I know I probably accidentally killed the Princess of wherever I am. "I didn't throw it, I lost my grip, and it went through the portal" I said.

"Portal? You mean that circular thing that appeared behind Celestia?" the purple pony said in a curious manner.

Oh boy, a magical pony that doesn't even know the basic portal.

"I have made portals before, but nothing ever as powerful as a 'dimension-jumper'!" the purple pony said.

...Ok, so she/he does know about the basic portal, whatever. Besides that, I don't think she/he is very powerful. "Ok, so I guess you want me to explain?" I said. The pony nodded, so I began.... "Ok, well first off, in my world, you can make portals to Hell, a.k.a., the Nether, and Heaven, a.k.a. the Aether. You have to make a type of rectangular frame of obsidian, or lightstone, a.k.a., glowstone. Then, if you want to go to Hell, make it obsidian, and catch it on fire. For Heaven, that would be lightstone, then pour water inside the frame. Then, all you do is walk in. There is an ancient portal though that leads to, what some people call, 'The End', and it really deserves its name" I said blankly.

"Whaa...?" about every being there said, except for me, of course.

I really hate this type of situation. I should be used to it by now though, I've been living for over a million years, and yet, every time I have to explain 'the world' to a new breed of sentient species, I still get very agitated by about everything during it. The creeper I didn't need to explain anything to, he and she said they didn't want an explaination, they wanted to see it themselves and have surprises everywhere they go. The slime though... oh man, they literally have no brain, so it's kinda pointless to explain 'the world' to them.

"Wait, why would people want, to go to hell?" The purple one said.

"To get lightstone." I said in a matter-of-fact tone "But there are very hostile mobs in the nether, and it is pretty hard to get lightstone sometimes. People also go down there for brewing supplies"

"Potion making? I know somepony who does stuff like that! But she doesn't need to go to pony hell to get supplies (as far as I know)" A pony the color of pink wool said.

"wait, mobs?" Purple said

"Mobs equals enemies, neutral, and friendly beings" I said

I just wanted to get out of here, go back to my universe, and destroy whatever brought me here... I can't quite remember what brought me here, must've gotten some memory loss when I bumped my head. But no, A god has to sit down and answer questions from talking horses. Wait, I'm such a dumbass, I have teleportation powers....

*poof*!

"I only used a short distance teleport, only went about 10 meters... I'm sure they're wondering where I am ri-"

"Wait, I think i know where he is! He's not far from here, only about 10 meters towards the door!" The purple one said.

"....fffFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-!!!" I ran as fast as I could towards a dense forest, there would be no way of finding me there in less then 24 hours. Soon they'll give up and I could find the portal back to my dimension. Lets just hope it isn't like the End.

*27 hours later*

I found some shelter next to a strange hut and slept there for the night. Nothing that bad happened to me, only tripped a few time on various stuff, and got a few mosquito bites. Now, I go look for that sun emblem and go back home. For some reason, I can't fly in this dimension. It's weird, but I think it's just a magical disturbance or something else is going on.

*Back to the king in the cave with enderpony*

The man in plain clothing came charging towards me... or so I thought. He told me to duck, so I did. He jumped over me and stabbed a creeper in the head with his diamond sword repeatedly. He then stopped, and introduced himself.

"Hey, the names Steve. I was mining around here with my TNT and I guess I stumbled upon this. heh, find a new thing every day. Your lucky to, because you would've been all over the walls. What's your name?"

"Wha-?" I said, dumbfounded.

"What is your name?" Steve said again.

"oh, umm, it's king sparklez" (A/N I don't watch much captainsparklez(not any actually)so I might have gotten that wrong, if so, tell me) I said

"Strange name... who is your friend?"

"Enderpony, I come from a different dimension"

"Cool story bro. Now, what are you two doing here?"

"Ya, what ARE we doing here again?" The king said.

"There is a portal here somewhere, and I need at least one person with me to go through it. but now that we potentially got three, this should be super easy" Ender said.

"I'm in," Steve said "I need a vacation, good and long".

"Ok, lets DO THIS!" Ender said.

*Exactly one year, 2 days, 4 hours, 34 minutes, and 25 seconds later*

"We lost all of our ammo sir! We need more gunpowder up here!" A soldier said.

"On our way!" 3 green guys said

Equestria has gone to war, but to who? No one really knows, only the four people who were brave enough to find out themselves.

"We need stones or a boulder or something that can fit in here and be lethal!" The same soldier said.

"We're running out of supplies!" One of the other soldiers said.

"Come on! There's rocks everywhere! Just get some glue and put them together! Or at least stuff them in the cannon you stupid assholes!" The same soldier manning the cannon said.

"Breach in wall 34! Breach in wall 34!" A voice said on the intercom.

"Come on let's go go go! We need to secure wall 34 soldiers!" A commander said.

"You guys go on ahead, I'll catch up! Make sure that wall gets secured before I get there!" another commander of higher order said. He walked over to (pPzztzttzzz) to start talking to (pzztztstzzz). "I need you to do something for me, (pPzZZzttzZzzT), can you do it?" the Commander said.

"I can do anything Commander, especially for you. Now what is it you need me to do?"

"I need you to take these codes to- PpZzZZzzttzZZzztTtTzzTtztttt-----------"

*Present day*

"Wow, that was a ride I'll never forget!" Steve said panting, trying to get his breath.

The king passed out, Steve almost falling down passing out, and Enderpony being all fine and like nothing even happened, all standing next to a sun emblem. Then, Enderpony opened A secret passage going to a armory, and control room. The control room, controls 4 different turrets that can destroy 1/4 of a planet (size of saturn) if charged to max power, 2 turrets that can take out a fleet of small ships, and 1 "mega-cannon" that could take out an entire army in one shot. The armory contains human weapons, Minecraftian weapons, and plasma/laser weapons.

When the king woke up from his nap, and Steve woke up from his nap, Ender would show them this. In the meantime, He'll do some target practice.