the lonely minecraftian
chapter 7: What the hell is going on
Previous Chapter(WARNING: This chapter contains pissed off ponies, hallucinations, and a pissed off Alicorn)
"I think we should do it" Rainbow Dash said to Twilight
"What if it's dangerous to go after him? We don't even know where to look!" Twilight said in a concerned tone.
"Maybe he is trying to get back to his world and bring his army to destroy everythi-!" Twilight magically zipped RD's mouth shut.
"Stop making up these stupid ideas, maybe he just wants to go home!" Twilight said. She un-zipped Rainbows mouth, allowing her to talk again.
"....But what if I'm right?!" RD said. But shortly after that, RD got a magical bitch slap to the face.
"Shut the hell up!!" Twilight said. Everypony could tell she was very, VERY pissed off, probably towards Steve for - likely - killing Celestia. Twilight does trust this, "human", though, she doesn't know why, but she has the distinct feeling she'll need him later on.
*Later, in the legion of - no, I'm not doing that... (rewind) Later, back at the portal entrance/exit*
"Ah, you two are finally awake, remember anything?" Enderpony said.
"Uh, yeah, just I have this MASSIVE migraine... ow." King said.
"I just have a little pain in my chest, but I've had worse injuries before" Steve number two said.
"Good, wouldn't want to extract your memories piece by piece until I found the right memory tablet" Enderpony said.
"Tha fawk?" Steve 2 said.
"Complicated stuff, don't worry" Ender said.
"O...k??" Steve 2 said confusingly
The king just sat there, holding his head... until he realized something was wrong, or missing in a way. The kings hands and Steves, weren't normal blocks anymore! They both screamed when they realized that.
"Ssshhhhh!" Enderpony whispered "You'll attract the residents here, and they don't act kindly to newcomers like us"
The King and Steve almost had a heart attack, and couldn't even look at each other. To this, it was terrifying that they're bodies changed. Enderpony asked them if they wanted to go some place secluded, and they both said yes, so Ender took them into the armory, and shut the entrance deadlock tight. The amount of weaponry in that room took the Kings and Steves minds off of the fact that they're entire body changed into a different shape and form. Steve let curiosity get the best of him and started pressing buttons.
"NO!" Enderpony screamed as Steves finger slowly started pressing the fire button for the twin blasters.
Enderpony was to late and two, blue, Ion charged bullets the size of 10 alicorns put together, headed towards the canterlot castle. Luckily, Enderpony was fast enough to teleport to the castle and set a shield all around the castle. It wasn't powerful enough, but luckily, his good 'ol pal, Shining Armor was there to 'upgrade' the shield. Then the two Ion charged twin bullets splashed onto the shield, going over it like a blue flamethrower over a 12 inch thick glass dome, slowly burning it. The shield lasted though, and canterlot castle lived to see another day.
Shining Armor asked "What was that?!"
"New visitors, don't worry, they're my responsibility" Ender said
"Ok, if you say so" Shining Armor said.
Ender teleported back into the armory and scolded Steve about that for the next hour or so, while the King inspected all the different weaponry. One item caught his eye by a mile. It had a sticker under it on the shelf saying "Alicorn Horn(Stable)"
"What's this?" King said curiously.
"That's an Alicorn Horn, which has been harnessed through very powerful 'magical processes'. Taken from the most powerful Alicorn of all time." Enderpony said.
"Who might that be?" King said.
"...A being that must never be spoken of ever" Ender said.
"Why? What did he/she/it do? Can't be worse then a creeper" King said.
"Far worse... much, much worse then a creeper. This... thing has done genocide to the residents of this planet, and it came from yours, and is seeking revenge to a well known person of this planet" Ender said.
"Who is the 'well-known-being'?" Steve asked.
"Her name, is Celestia" Ender said.
--{Meanwhile, in Steve #1 P.O.V.}--
Shit! They found my trail! Dammit! I wish I could fly right now! I can't teleport because of some teleportation lock or something.
They've almost found me though, and I'm starting to wonder if the have some type of tracking device or something, because I'm an extreme lightweight, believe it or not, thus my footprints are very, VERY hard to see, almost invisible.
I can hear them getting closer to the shed I found last night, and I didn't think of a plan B. I'm screwed.
--{Twilight Sparkles P.O.V.}--
I don't know how Steve got away, I could definitely detect magical energy around him, but I thought that was just the portal affects, not him. Had no idea how he short distance teleport, without a horn to! I have a lot of questions for this.. thing.
"Pinkie! Hows the search?" I asked.
"Great! I can smell him somewhere! I just know hes around here!" Pinkie said, snout to the ground, sniffing for Steve.
"Your crazy Twilight for trying to search for this super dangerous thingy! I mean, what else could it do?! Maybe send a wave of changelings, or turn us against each other, or cause eternal darkness, or-!" Rainbow Dash kept blabbering and blabbering, I just ignored her.
"-or maybe a giant evil elephant stampede!" Rainbow Dash finished.
"Dashy, I got one question for you" I said.
"What?" Rd said impatiently
"How high are you right now?" I asked, obviously knowing the answer(very high)
"I'm not high! Just... sleepy, thats all." Rd said, embarrassingly.
I guess Rainbow did get into spikes hidden stash of pot. Knew there was a distinct smell coming from her house.
"You know its not a good idea to fly while high... that rhymed unintentionally" Fluttershy said.
"Like you would know!" Rainbow said accusingly.
"I WOULD know! Because I'm spikes dealer!" Fluttershy said.
Everyone paused for a few seconds, looked at each other, and slowly went back to there fast pace walking.
--{Meanwhile, back at the armory}--
Steve(2), hurdled up in a corner, rocking himself, hearing things, noises, words saying "don't trust", "ignore him", "don't listen to him", and "run away" repeating themselves in his head. Once enderpony looked at him, they stopped though, and when he looked back, they started again. Steve was scared, Ender could see that, but ignored it because he wanted to experiment with sanity levels of both Steve, and the King.
After about 5 hours, Steve and the king felt nauseas, and dizzy. Steve couldn't get up, and the King stumbled every time he walked. But then it all suddenly stopped, and they went back to normal. Steve decided to go to the emergency bunk beds that were stored inside the armory just in-case of a nuclear attack. They could bunker down in the armory until further notice. But the king saw where Steve was limping to, and started heading to teh beds to, and both of them fell asleep immediately.
Enderpony decided to rest also, and went to sleep.
There was a noise outside though, but enderpony ignored it. But he knew someone, or something, was out there. Maybe multiples of it. Ignored it still. He was gonna figure out what was out there tomorrow.
Author's Note
Phew! Thats it for Chapter 7. it is now... 1:05 am here. Tired as fuck. If theres any minor mistakes, ignore them because, well, I'm tired, and this is the only time I really get to actually write my stories, since I don't got my own room, and my family doesn't know that I write fan fiction, so I tend to keep it secret. Sorry.
At least the chapter is here? :D
