Prologue (REWRITED)

My name is Yaiba Kamikaze AKA ninja slayer, badass, cyborg ninja and the one who is going to kill Hayabusa, and shut up while a tell you some background.

After I killed Alarico del Gonzo, head of Forge Industries and also a huge dick (making him a dickhead, hehe) and Miss Monday create the cure to the zombie plague by seeing my memories of when I saw the book from the guy who study this shit or something and we waited a couple of months until the government pay a good price for it, we were swimming in cash, but only she used the money, because the only thing I bought with it was Sake and some hookers, and she doesn't liked the way I spent 'my' money, so she don't let me use the money anymore, but I didn't care about it, becasue if I wanted something I just go there and take, and you know why? Is because a can. After 1 month, I cut contact with Monday ,but we still have some talks rarely.

What happened to us after this? Miss Monday now is one of the most rich people in the world and she live like a god in one big ass apartment (Don't ask why a apartamnet and not a mansion), but I hear she have her own laboratory where she do some crazy and maybe illegal experiments. And I? Well, I still trying to find that mothefucker, cock sucker, bitch ass ninja called RyuHayabusa and kill him and have my revenge, but is fucking hard to find that dick, but I don't gonna give up to find that bitch, because when I find him, is going to be so goddamn good.

After some completely boring months, Monday contact me after a long time without even hear her voice.  She told me that  discovered that Del Gonzo is alive somehow and in someplace call Equestria (a stupid name if you asked me). I ask her how I could get there to kill that bastard myself (because last time was her who killed Gonzo)  but she tell me that this place didn't exist, which make me angrier, but then she say that she can bring me to this place. She saying some more shit about it, but I didn't care, but after she said the words 'Ryu Hayabusa' and 'Be there' I start to run even faster to get this shit started as soon as possible.

This is how everything started, but not how it ends (duh), because this time, I WILL kill  del Gonzo once and for all, and in the moment I FIND that gimp suit asshole, I won't give him time to move, or even breath, and if don't find him there, I just hunt him down like always, because the fun is in the hunt.