1 - Boring time in Monday's apartment

After Monday tell my del Gonzo is alive,I run to her apartment.in My Way a start thinking how that spanish peanut is alive,but this doesnt matter right now,Miss Monday probably have some nerd explanation about this and I probably not gonna a understand,so fucked.Next stop,Mondays apartment,and then Equestria (wherever it is).

  Yaiba was running from building by building trying to find Monday apartment  ''Okay Yaiba,just look to some  rich place where just her gonna like to lived'' thought,and he stop in the place and finally find what he was looking for '' Bingo''

  The Building was huge and...expensive,have 50 floor and the top floor was the best,and is probably were Monday is.Yaiba made a high jump and launched his cyborg arm to grab the building and have some balance to start climb,and was a long climbing,but thank to his ninja skill,he makes to the top floor,and there he rest a bit putting his arms in the knees and taking some breath '' I (breathes) Fucking hate (breathes) huge (breathes) buildings''

  After this,he took a look around and see this place have his own particular pool,some beach chairs,and some other things he don't care. Yaiba enter in the apartment and look around again and...uau,this place IS expensive:a big TV,a sofa made by real leather,a kickass kitchen,awesome bedrooms with everything he deserve and other expensive things shit.

  ''MONDAY,WHERE ARE YOU'' Yaiba shout to everywhere to see if he have a response ''IT'S ME,YAIBA,YOU KNOW,THE ONE YOU FUCKING CALL'' still no response and he was already pissed off,so he decide relax a little and go to the sofa to watch some tv ''Let's see what I can see while I wait Miss Mon'' talk Yaiba while he threw himself to the sofa,get the control and he turned on the TV.

  He pass from channel to channel to find something good to watch,but he just find garbage.

Discovery Channel:''And if you see right here,you can see..'' Yaiba:''Boring'' *click*

FX ''Now watch a new episode of Family Guy.'' Yaiba ''I prefer The Simpsons'' *click*

Yaiba was impressive,a billions of channels (not really) and nothing good to watch,so he decide to turned off and take a nap.

   He rest a bit,until he felt something on his lap and barking ''Au Au'',he opened his eyes and find a dog in front of him. Yaiba just look to him and said ''aahhh look a this little doggy'' he said with a friendly (and kind stupid) voice,and he don't notice the dog was growling to him ''it's so small I can...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH'' he doesn't have time to finish because the chihuahua had jumped and was biting his neck ''GET TO FUCK OUT MY,GET OOOOOOUUCCHHH''.Yaiba get up and was walking clumsily. He fell in the floor and he was impressive with the strength of the dog 'How the fuck this dog can be so much strong' he thought to himself.

   He was so occupied with the dog that he don't notice a door opening and don't heard the sound of footsteps,until he heard a voice he recognize anywhere ''Wendy,I already tell you to not bite invaders in the neck'' it was Monday voice ''It's to bite them in the dick'' and she didn't change nothing. She crouched in front of the dog with her arms extended ''Come here little girl'' She said and the dog let go Yaiba and run to Mondays arms

  ''Was about time'' Yaiba said while was getting up  ''Where the hell was you''

  ''In the shower'' she said while petting  Wendy ''I need to keep myself clean if I want to conquer hearts''

   Yaiba said with his arms crossed ''Whatever,Just tell me what you have to said and how do I kills del Gonzo''

Monday look to him with a grin in her face and said ''Follow me,I explain in the car'' she said walking to the door and

  Yaiba follow her 'I just hope it's worth' he thought while followed Monday.'