I get sent to Equestria and forget half my life. Fun.

Takes place before season one, but events from the show will eventually take place.

This is a completely shameless self-insert. It started out as one of those "What would you do if. . . " questions and turned into this. . . thing. All names of real life peoples are going to be slightly altered. The story is narrated as if I'm the one speaking, so there will be harsh language every once in awhile. *snickers*