I watched as AJ's lips met my spikey wikeys." Utter B**ch." I muttered taking a sip of wine. I was inside the horrid barn of AppleJack's celebrating their marriage. AJ's and Spikes that is.

" Rarity you gonna have some cake?" Asked someone from behind me. I turned around ad there was Rainbow Dash.

" Maybe a little." I said lifting the cake knife with my magic. Gripping the knife with my blue aurora I lifted it up until I was close enough to the cake to get a slice.

" There." I said taking the piece of cake with my magic and setting down on a plate.

" Attention!" I heard AppleJack cry, her southern accent was unmistakable.

" Me and Spike have some amazing news!" She cried putting a hoof around Spike.

" Me and Spike..." She started I raised an eyebrow what could she do to Spike that she already hasn't?

" Are having kids!" He finished for her. I dropped my cake out of my magic, it was to much and I started to blow my fuse.

" WHAT THE-" I felt a hoof go in my mouth signaling me to shut up.

" I'll talk to her." Said a soft voice. Fluttershy?

" What are you doing Rarity?" She asked as soon as we were out of the barn.

" My my the monster is standing up for herself." I gritted my teeth and knitted my brow in fury.

" At least I don't have to sabotage love! I have it." She said through gritted teeth too.

" Discord? Sorry dear but is not much of a colt friend if you know what I mean." I spat crossing a hoof over my front leg.

" Well at lest Celestia doesn't try to ruin it like you try to ruin AppleSpike!" She yelled her voice raising slightly.
"Pfft I don't know where your getting the courage but I suggest you stop you don't want to turn into IT. Do you?" I asked passing a sly smile.
Fluttershy gasped ever so slightly but held a straight face all the way through. " S-shut up you will not do this." She stammered and with that she walked back inside.

" F*ck you." I muttered kicking some dirt at my hoofs.
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A few days later I was at square one sitting alone working on dresses. Sweetie was with Button and was going on a triple date with Scoots and Applebloom.
" What were they?" I mumbled trying to think of Scoots and Apple Blooms colt friends." Apple is going with Snails and Scoots is with.... Rumble? Was it." I tried think of his name when I heard a knock at my door.

" Ello Govner!" Cried a blue earth pony in front of me.

" Hello can I help you?" I asked motioning her in. She had long dark brown hair that was in tangles and her coat a was a very fair blue. Possible a cyan color but much lighter.

Around her neck she wore I dark red scarf and a hat to match, on the hat though was a symbol I had never seen before. It was a square with three lines running across it.

The top one was black the second was light red and the third was a grayish yellow." The question is can I help you? Not very happy about AppleSpike? I know how you feel I know what's its like to love someone them have your heart ripped out." She said through gritted teeth.

" Fick Dich Rei." She muttered.

I pretended not to hear and went on to the next question." Can I have your name?"

" Sure I'm Lokimonster you can call me Monster or Loki is fine." She held out a hoof and I shook it.

" So back to the Apple Spike...." I said awkwardly.

" I know what's its like and let me tell you it's not easy to get over him. So here is my advice Find. Someone. Who. Cares! But with me... God I can't find someone else..." She muttered sadly walking to the door.

" Good bye and remember get over it." She muttered barely.

" I can't get over it I think I can only do something about it. Like... Like..." Then an idea sparked in my head." Sabotage!" I cried. That got the wheels turning.

" Sabotage." I muttered over and over again for hours trying to think of ways of spreading them apart." Sabotage what can I use?" I asked rummaging through my jewelry looking for the perfect earring.

" Maybe I can put this in Spike's bed!" I cried holding up a diamond earring with my magic." AppleJack will think he has been cheating on her and they are bound to break up. Perfect!" I squealed in delight trying think of news ways if this doesn't work." What about..." I muttered tapping my chin with my left hoof.

I looked around the room until I saw a box of my most priceless jewels." Rarity now your going to far darling. But one will do just fine he likes sapphires the best." I said walking over to the diamond box.

I lifted the lid and pulled out a sparkling blue sapphire." Perfect." I licked my lips and looked around the room for the third time. That's when my eyes landing on my dresser. And on my dresser was a picture. And on that picture was something AJ would not be happy to see in Spike's bedroom.

" This day keeps getting better and better." I mumbled trotting over the dresser grabbing the picture with my magic." This will do just fine." I kissed the picture softly and held it up into the light.

" I just have to make a few adjustments." I mumbled grabbing a sharpie with my magic.

Author's Note

Yes I'm that person that ships snailsbloom deal with it!