The Pinion
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For over five-hundred years, The Pinion has been Equestria's premier news source. From Sombra's bloody enslavement of the Breezies to Nightmare Moon's personal preference for lingerie, no story is too big or too small to escape our notice.
Now you can see for yourself what makes this publication the best in Equestria.
Staff:
Midnight Blaze, Editor in Chief
King of Beggars, Correspondent
PegasusMesa, Correspondent
Magello, Graphic Artist
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11 Chapters:
- Princess Twilight Sparkle Declares Herself “Queen Of The Motherfucking Morons” 2014-08-30 00:22:23 UTC938
- Child Labor: Fashionable Cruelty (Contributed by King of Beggars) 2014-08-30 00:22:30 UTC1092
- Point/Counterpoint: Nurture vs. Nature 2014-08-30 00:22:39 UTC1010
- Concerns Raised Over Cutie Mark Crusader Demon Worshippers 2014-10-19 17:51:36 UTC925
- Princess Cadance Builds Greatest Goddamned Sandwich Ever 2014-10-23 15:18:53 UTC687
- Changeling Burlesque Club In Crystal Empire Takes Kingdom By Storm 2014-10-27 15:30:51 UTC1002
- Royal Phoenix Spawns Royal Scandal Along With Brood Of Parasprites 2014-10-25 15:21:42 UTC728
- Poor Service Forces Enraged Princess To Demolish Restaurant And Nearby Orphanage 2014-10-21 17:17:59 UTC1016
- Apple Farmer Puts Down Sick Cow, Is Arrested For Bovicide 2015-02-13 22:28:31 UTC1045
- The Grand Galloping Gala—A Track Record For Disaster? (Contributed by Snaproll) 2014-10-23 15:18:55 UTC738
- Epiphany: An Editorial, by Diamond Tiara 2014-10-25 15:21:54 UTC736