Celestia is love, Celestia is life collection.

It's the last day of school and i'm in my last class.

I'm talking to my super cool teacher.

I thank him for the Pony-tastic year.

He says "It was charming to be with you."

"No, It couldn't be"

I turn towards him.

It's just as i suspected.

It was Shining armor, This whole time

I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum.

But it was no use.

As i cover his anus, Princess Twilight comes out and puts a layer restriction on me.

"It's all pony now"

Just as i thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Celestia crashes through the ceiling.

"Yes"

Without a moment of hesitation, Celestia grabs Shining Armor in the Dick and strangles him with it.

Princess Twilight tried to fly away, but Celestia used her onion spell.

Princess Twilight burns to ashes.

Celestia restores my layers and gives me an onion.

I go home with a sore anus from her massive, over sized shaft.

Celestia is love, Celestia is life