Celestia is love, Celestia is life collection.

Working at McDonalds.

A Customer asks for a Big Mac, says to, hold the onions?

Puts onions in it anyway

Spits in it for disrespecting Celestia.

Customer sees me spit in his burger and complains to manager.

I get fired on the spot.

"Go home, pray to Celestia, Tell him what happened at work.

I hear a whisper.

"Don't worry, Your problems will be pony soon."

I Wake up next day, turn on the news, and see a story on double homicide?

My ex-manager, and the customer, were the victims.

They say they were both beaten to death, with an onion.

I hear another whisper.

"They should've checked theirselves before they, Celestia'd thereselves."

"Celestia is love, Celestia is life"