Celestia is love, Celestia is life collection.

I was 10 at the time.

I sat at home on the couch. it was 9:30am

My day has been terrible, I got into a fight with my brother over My little Pony.

My Bro and my father aren't home now, this is good.

I turn on the tv and start watching My little Pony Friendship is Magic.

I feel the show restore my life.

"Celestia is love, Celestia is life."

I watch all 4 seasons over again. Clocking at over 10 hours. But for Celestia, this is what i'd do.

My Sister walks in and catches me watching My Little Pony.

She calls me a dweeb.

She's just jealous that i am the chosen one. Maybe she should just go join my Bro.

I call her a nigger.

She punches me in the face.

We get into a all hell battle punching each other.

I rip her pants off.

I see a mark of a crystal heart. on her flank.

"No, it can't be."

She was Princess Cadance, this whole time.

Her Hands and feet turn into hooves and she grows a pair of wings and a horn.

She tackles me down to the ground and tries to fill my rectum up with Avocado.

It's not the same.

My Bro and my father come home and witness the event.

They call me a hore.

They attempt to remove me from Cadance.

I attempt to resist but there's no point.

Just than, Celestia teleports into the room.

"Yes, my true love"

Celestia shoots an onion Beam at my Bro and my Dad as they drop hold of me. They flame into ashes and drop.

She Charges up a spell and banishes Cadance into a Crystal Heart. There she would remain.

"You're problems are all pony now."

She charges up a spell and locks me onto my knees.

She fills my Rectum up with Onion, destroying the avocado in the process.

I feel relieved as the avocado is destroyed and replaced with onion.

"It's all pony now."

Celestia teleports away as my mum walks into the room.

"Celestia is love, Celestia is life"