
The Smiler
WARNING: Excessive smiling may result in major cases on minor mania; heart palpitations, or a rare case of palpitating palpitations of the heart; inexplicable bouts of laughter; convulsions of the chest due to aforementioned inexplicable bouts of laughter; loss of breath due to aforementioned convulsions of the chest due to inexplicable bouts of laughter; loss of hunger; loss of libido; loss of vocal cords; loss of possessions due to somepony who doesn’t smile; loss of life due to somepony who doesn’t smile; loss of thoughts; loss of thoughts about thinking; loss of attention to surroundings; loss of any care in the world; loss of virginity; loss of the loss of virginity, or a curious penchant for repetition.
If any of these side effects surface, keep smiling. Everything will be just fine.
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- Chapter First and Last: Be Happy 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC4066