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The Smiler

by Elegy Fermata
CAUTION: This story may or may not cause a perpetual state of inexplicable smiling. If this story happens to – for any reason at all – not make you smile, seek medical help and get corrected.

WARNING: Excessive smiling may result in major cases on minor mania; heart palpitations, or a rare case of palpitating palpitations of the heart; inexplicable bouts of laughter; convulsions of the chest due to aforementioned inexplicable bouts of laughter; loss of breath due to aforementioned convulsions of the chest due to inexplicable bouts of laughter; loss of hunger; loss of libido; loss of vocal cords; loss of possessions due to somepony who doesn’t smile; loss of life due to somepony who doesn’t smile; loss of thoughts; loss of thoughts about thinking; loss of attention to surroundings; loss of any care in the world; loss of virginity; loss of the loss of virginity, or a curious penchant for repetition.

If any of these side effects surface, keep smiling. Everything will be just fine.

Teen
Complete
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4066 words: Estimated 20 minutes to read

1 Chapter:

  1. Chapter First and Last: Be Happy 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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