Author's Note

Hey, guys. If you thought this trollfic/comedy/clopfic was over, then you are wrong. Here are a collection of endings I had in mind. Enjoy~

Ending #1 - Luna

Luna was not the type for drinking. Although, ever since an incident at the salt bar in Appleloosa, rumors were that she was an alcoholic. It got to the point that even Celestia herself believed the rumors. Then again, Celestia was a secret alcoholic, so she shouldn't have had a say in the matter.

So thanks to that bit of information, it made sense that the guards weren't surprised when the Princess of the Night brought a tied-up creature in for, and I quote, "experimentation." They blamed it on the alcohol.

Well, there was a different reason that actually was true. Anyone high enough in the Night Guard rankings would have known a secret about their dark princess thanks to a special initiation. The initiation consisted of being tied up, having sex with Luna, and you're in the higher ranks. In fact, it was strange that the idea that the Princess of the Night was more open about who could join the Night Guard never crossed anyponies' mind. It would have been the most normal of the theories, albeit still strange thanks to the content of the initiation.

What really happened was none of the guards' business, but it was still fun to come up with theories to satisfy their questions. It was also fun for Luna to think about how it all happened in reality. It was crazier than any theory that the guards had come up with.

Luna took a swig of Salted Applejack Daniel's. She needed the fuel for the rest of the day. Discord had escaped his stone tomb and was wreaking havoc on Equestria. And Twilight had lost her princess powers. And the Elements were broke again. In short, Luna and Celestia were the last hope for Equestria. Oh, Gods, why did this happen so much? Luna was sick and tired of this routine. She needed a break.

Yes, there was that part. The part that Luna wished could be forgotten. She skipped over that section of her memory and continued with the history behind dragging that body.

Aye, it was a genius plan. Conjure up a human. They'd have the answers that Luna needed. She made sure to stay in a secluded section of the Everfree Forest so no one would see the spell being used. However, there was a problem when Luna conjured up a human. He was unconscious. Luna knew that she had to run. She took a path through some trees and found herself in a valley. Yes, that was good enough. Time to get back to the castle.

Luna thought about something that happened when the human appeared. She could have sworn she'd heard hoofsteps. Ah, well. It probably wasn't important.

She turned around to look at her latest experiment. Her pet project. She grinned. Her pet. Yes, that was the right name. This was what was really important.

Luna licked her lips. She was going to have fun.