"Applebloom, what are you goin' on about?" Applejack asked when her little sister was explaining the gossip of Ponyville. Applejack wasn't into this kind of thing, but sometimes she'd listen to it if she was bored. This was not a good time, however, and so she was talking to her sister Apple Bloom in such a gloomy manner.

Apple Bloom sighed and told Applejack, "Let me start over again. Ya see, there's this creature in town named John, and Twilight and Rarity love him." It was a simple explanation, one that led Apple Bloom to realize that her sister wasn't listening. That was how life went on the farm - mostly only caring about the apples.

But, of course, Apple Bloom wasn't like the rest of her family. She knew that there was more to life than apples (a discussion that ended with Applejack teaching her sister the word 'bullshit'), and so she decided to find what her talent really was. She had helped form the Cutie Mark Crusaders, made up of Bloom's cousin Babs Seed, Apple Bloom herself, Rarity's sister Sweetie Belle, and little orphan Scootie, whose nicknames were Scootaloo and Chicken. Their goal was to find that special talent as quick as possible (a discussion that ended with Applejack also teaching the word 'asspull').

Anyways, Apple Bloom left the room Applejack was in. Applejack smiled at this. She could finally finish the last movie of the Pony with No Name trilogy, the Good, the Bad, and the Violent. She later went on IMDB and gave it a 5 out of 10, which, in turn, caused a flame war against Applejack.

Author's Note

Cue the troll song!

Anyhoo, this was a fun chapter to make.