Mr. Brony Goes to Equestria

"Hey, Big Mac!" Apple Bloom called to her tall brother. She had a grin on her face so big that Big Mac noticed it from a hundred yards away. Big Mac tilted his head towards Apple Bloom. "So there's this creature named John," she added, "and according to Babs, Twilight and Rarity are both in love with him! Something about getting in his pants..."

Big Mac chuckled. Babs, being an older filly, knew the birds and the bees well. Apple Bloom, on the other hand, did not. It was silly to hear his sister discuss sex in such a way. He remembered a time when he liked the subject much. Oh, wait! He still did! He used his teeth to grab his Smarty Pants toy with the hole punctured inside and headed for the bathroom.

Apple Bloom, meanwhile, was trying to find somepony who would explain that thing about pants. She took a stroll to Sugarcube Corner and saw Pinkie Pie. She waved.

"HELLO, APPLE BLOOM!" Pinkie Pie screamed. "SORRY, I WAS IN AN AIRPLANE TRYING TO ESCAPE TWILIGHT AND RARITY, AND I CAN'T HEAR VERY WELL!" Soon enough, everypony was staring at Pinkie Pie and Apple Bloom. "WHAT DO YOU" Pop! "WANT! Hey, wait! My ears popped! Yay! SO WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

Apple Bloom facehoofed. "Um, Pinkie Pie, you don't have to scream."

"I KNOW! I JUST LIKE TO DO THIS!" She grinned wider than Apple Bloom from earlier.

Apple Bloom stroked her neck. "Uh, so ah was wonderin', and well... What does it mean if you want to 'get inside somepony's pants?'" It was a question that she had been pondering for quite some- Oh, wait, I already told you this. Continue.

Pinkie Pie sat down with a sigh, and Apple Bloom followed her lead. "Well, lemme tell you about the birds and the bees..."