John woke up about an hour later. He must have been unable to adapt to sex with Twilight soon enough. Wait... Twilight? He tried to move but found that he was chained to his lover's bed. He began to scream. Quickly, his mouth was covered by Twilight's hoof. The rest of her was thrusting John's member in and out. She slowed down the thrusts to savor those moments, which, in turn, turned his muffled screams into moans. Twilight removed her hoof in response.

"I see you like it," she quipped in the same sultry voice as usual. Once John nodded with a grin, she untied and unchained him. "Well, the fun has just begun." She removed his dick from her clit and brought her face down there. When John whimpered, she licked the head of his member a few times. As John's moans started, she noted that they were louder and felt herself getting wet.

"Please... keep going... yeah..." John begged between his moans. "That feels amazing..." Twilight had turned her licks into a blowjob. "Oh, God, don't stop..." he added. It didn't matter that it had started as crazed rape. Now he wanted it. Badly.

But the sex had to end, as Pinkie Pie ran in. She explained in a rage, "You see, I told Apple Bloom about what's been going on here, and she suggested Zecora!" ("You told a little filly about sex?!" Twilight shouted.) "Zecora put a hex on John here, and he should disappear in three..." ("Fuck, no! No! No! NO!" John retorted.) "Two..." She looked at the clock. "One..." (John and Twilight began fucking rapidly to savor this last moment for a long time.) "Now!" However, when nothing happened, she screamed, "Now!"

Two stallions from the Ponyville Police Force ran into Pinkie Pie, giving her a bump on the head. The stallion with a green mane told John and Twilight, "We're sorry about this. She's been... You've been having sex?!" He shook his head quickly to get the thoughts out. "Anyways, she's been insane, telling innocent little fillies about some sex situation, so we've come to arrest her." He tied up Pinkie into a straightjacket.

"No, stop!" Pinkie exclaimed at them. "I'm not lying! STAY OUT OF MY SHED!" Her eyes widened. "Oh, wait, that's Fluttershy!" She gave an insane giggle as the two stallions dragged her out of the bedroom.

"Well, that was strange," John pointed out. He turned to Twilight.

Twilight had bedroom eyes and said in a sexy voice, "Now where were we? Oh, yes..." And with that, John and Twilight went back to fucking in John's dream.

Oh, wait, it was a dream?!

John woke up in his dorm bed. His very wet dorm bed. He had come more times than he could count, it seemed. He remembered his dream and chuckled. It was amazing.

He turned his laptop on with a grin. He went to Fanfiction.net and logged in. He had one hell of a story to write!

Author's Note

Okay, NOW cue the troll song.

To my readers, sorry about this ending. It's better than the original ending I had in mind. Oh, and it's a TROLLFIC.

Anyway, I hope you had a good time reading this.

~Angrycartoonguy~