Where is John? He has to be near. He needs to be near! Near enough to be fucked...

Rainbow Dash tried to clear her head, but she failed quickly and succumbed to the dirty thoughts that came from her hormones.

So amazing. Oh, yeah! He'd put it in me and... Yeah...

She was running around town hoping to find John, but he was nowhere to be seen. It suddenly clicked in her mind what had happened. Somepony was fucking him already. She was drunk, sure, but she had logic. She ran to the biggest whore in Ponyville's house: Twilight's tree.

But what would Dash say to get rid of Twilight? Oh! She knew what to say! She'd say there was a mailpony. Yeah, that would work.

And fucking him will be a great reward. I just can't wait... mmhmm...

She opened the wooden door to the library and began running up the stairs. In her drunken state, she had forgotten about her wings. But anyways, she tried to push Twilight's bedroom door open with her hooves, but it was locked. Dash strutted backwards a bit and...

BOOM!

...knocked down the door! In the bed were Twilight and John, midfuck. Well, Dash thought to herself, time to change your lover, John.

Author's Note

Sorry for the short ending. The REAL ending is almost ready.