This fic is complete garbage, you have been warned

SATIRE HO
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SET JUST AFTER DISCORD IS REFORMED -- Any instance of Al saying words ending in 'ch' , the word is pronounced the same as how 'loch' is.

Al is a simple 19 year old boy. He lives with his parents, he goes to the Job Centre every 2 weeks to collect his leach money, he meets up with his dealer and buys all the cannabis and bus shelter cider he can. It was on one fateful night that he had just finished robbing a poor old pensioner of his DVD player, when something unexpected happened