''Darling?''

''Sugarcube!''

Author's Note

Present Perfect wrote what he called "The Shortest Breakup Fic on Fimfiction", which is 11 words long. Then Admiral Biscuit wrote "The Shortest Shipfic Ever: or. Why Admiral Buiscuit Shouldn't Write Shipfics", which is 3 words long. Being the annoying dweeb I am, I thought I would best them, even if it's a faily weak entry.

Plot Twist: It's actually G3 Rainbow Dash who say's "Darling!"